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Some good clips on that site.

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WINNER - 2009 �Idler Of The Year� Award
Runner Up - 2009 �Just Doing What It�s Designed To Do� Award


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some i have just seen elsewhere.. thought they would be worth of importing to this forum!!

"After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor.
The Pope says, "What can I do?"

The Colonel says, "I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken'. If you do it, I'll donate 10 Million Dollars to the Vatican."

The Pope replies, "I am sorry. That is the Lord's prayer and I can not change the words." So the Colonel hangs up.

After another month of dismal sales, the Colonel panics, and calls again. "Listen your Excellency. I really need your help. I'll donate $50 million dollars if you change the words of the daily prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken.'"

And the Pope responds, "It is very tempting, Colonel Sanders. The church could do a lot of good with that much money. It would help us to support many charities. But, again, I must decline. It is the Lord's prayer, and I can't change the words."

So the Colonel gives up again. After two more months of terrible sales. The Colonel gets desperate. "This is my final offer, your Excellency. If you change the words of the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken' I will donate $100 million to the Vatican." The Pope replies, "Let me get back to you."

So the next day, the Pope calls together all of his bishops and he says, "I have some good news and I have some bad news. The good news is that KFC is going to donate $100 million to the Vatican." The bishops rejoice at the news. Then one asks about the bad news.

The Pope replies, "The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account"

Joke 2..:

A family are driving behind a dust cart when a dildo flies out and hits the windscreen.

Her young son asks "what was that?"

Embarassed and to protect her young son innocence his mother says it was an insect, to which her son replies...

"I'm surprised the f*cker can fly with a dick like that"

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A ride to the airport...?

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A British delegation are visiting a munitions factory in Dehli. The
trip has gone well but just before they leave they are horrified to see
a guy in a turban with a bunsen burner applying it to a huge 300lb
weapon.

"What on earth are you doing" asks one of the delegation

Don't worry he replies. I am a Sikh heating missile! RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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" WITH MORE EXTRAS THAN A HOLLYWOOD EPIC "

My wife left me...

I just don't understand women. After the last child was born, my wife
told me that we had to cut back on expenses -- and that I had to give
up
drinking beer. I was not a big drinker; maybe a 12 pack on weekends...

Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from
grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt, I saw $45 for
makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute! I've given up beer and you haven't given up
anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back. RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

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" WITH MORE EXTRAS THAN A HOLLYWOOD EPIC "

Think we've had this one on here before but it's still one of the best i think




A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the

bedroom cupboard to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.

She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy
is
in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."

The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a football."

Man - "That's nice."

Boy - "Want to buy it?"

Man - "No, thanks."

Boy - "My dad's outside."

Man - "OK, how much?"

Boy - "$250"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in
the cupboard together.

Boy - "Dark in here."

Man - "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have football boots."

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

Boy - "$750"

Man - "Sold."

A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, "Grab your boots
and
football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.

The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

Boy -"$1,000."

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.

That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again. You're in my cupboard
now" RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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