Hi Guys,

It's my last day at work today...I want to leave some pranks for the guys that are on leave.

* I'll be buying some smelly cheese at lunch and locking it in the stationery cupboard.

* I'm considering strapping a blow horn under someone's chair so when they sit on it it'll go off

* Sellotape under mouse sensor

* swap keyboard keys N and M along with C and V

Any more ideas?

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If you have several PC's close to each other i.e. back to back desks etc, then swap the Monitor Signal cables over so that they get the other persons screen output on their display. But, as others have said, be careful and think about potential consequences of any prank! If the "victim" has a "sense of humour failure" then you could end up in trouble  2013 Discovery HSE Luxury - 3.0 SDV6 - Santorini Black
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Good idea

These guys are on leave today so by the time they get back I'll be long gone

They've slowly become used to my antics so I'm sure they'll just as they encounter the pranks

print screen their desktop, set as desktop background, hide all the icons+taskbar RRS HSE TDV6 Autobiography

Set some auto spell changes.......... we did this to a colleague with a name that rhymed with cabbage................ so every time he typed his surname it corrected to cabbage. 2020 Pangea Green 1st Edition D240 New Defender 110 is here and loving it
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Great suggestions Love the cabbage one but unfortunately they have laptops which they take home with them. I can mess about with their docking stations/monitors and keyboards though

type the sentence "the bomb is on the plane, today we avenge Obama"

set font colour to white

add to their signature file


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kav1187 wrote:

Great suggestions Love the cabbage one but unfortunately they have laptops which they take home with them. I can mess about with their docking stations/monitors and keyboards though

rrsboy wrote:

type the sentence "the bomb is on the plane, today we avenge Obama"

set font colour to white

add to their signature file

 FF 4.4 V8 Soooo looking forward to this bad boy
Ex 2006 RRS SC - garbage
Ex 2016 135i M Sport - dream car
Ex 2003 RS6 Avant - piece of cr*p
Ex 2014 320d X Drive, M Sport Touring - ok I guess
Ex 2007 RRS TDV8 - bloody loved it
EX 2007 FL2 XS - not so bad

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run round all the office phones, and unclip the flylead to the handsets... leave the plug in the hole just not fully clipped in...

Bluetak the handsets earpiece to the phone base for added anoyance..

Using the salmon you are going to leave in the aircon, wipe the mouthpieces

Loosen the screws on several chairs

Anyone with those smal cereal boxes in their drawers ( for a snack) open the bottom of the box and open the liner up so when they lift the box out it empties all over the drawer !

Twist out some of the office fluorescent tubes fromt he lighting

I once took all the bolts out the office mail trolley wheels....

Pour Matey in the toilet cisterns if you can access them

Done the aerosol on the office chair before,, but used a can of shaving foam, or spray foam cleaner.

unpatch the network leads on the pc's, but again leave the plug in the hole

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Good pranks, glad I don't work with you guys

Rrsboy, yours is a tad extreme though.

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Just set fire to the place for real effect!






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