Cling film over WC but under the seat  In Spain - 2018 F Pace - Frightened away from the Sports due to crank failures
Gone - A couple of RRS, A couple of Disco's. However thinking of another Sport.

If you have an alarm in the office and you know it....... Change the code number.... It is what it is and I am what I am....

Set their mouse to left handed. Surprisingly annoying to reset back to normal using a cack-handed mouse!

Hole punch off-cuts behind their desk fan.

Message to give Hue Jardon a call but giving the number for a local escort agency. Follow us on Twitter: @GrangeBarnetJLR

Divert all the phones to your local taxi office

^^^^^

Or the samaritans  Why?.. Because i can....
RRS 2006 S/C Rimini Red Weekend toy
Subaru impreza 1998 2.0 340hp still here
Smart car 0.7 61 hp Carbon offset
Sierra cosworth 2.0 350 hp GONE
Various RS escorts, Vauxhall sri's Volvo T5's, BMW 3 series, fiestas (?) fiat's....
Mr Mischief - www.mischief-inc.co.uk

No not the samaritans they are a very worthy cause and they have helped Beancounter out on many occasions.

 ON THE WAY: BMW F21 M140i
MERCEDES GL350 - Metallic Navy Blue w/Grey interior

GOING: BMW F31 335D MSport+ xDrive Touring
GONE: Land Rover Discovery 4 HSE - Stornaway Grey w/Black Interior (wish we'd kept it )
GONE: BMW F10 520D MSport - Carbon Black
GONE:MY12 RRS SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ivory/Grand Black Privacy glass

Thanks for the replies folks.

This is what i got round to doing before i got prematurely drunk (at lunchtime) lol

* taped the sensor of optical mouse x3

* unplugged laptop docking station power supplies

* swapped monitor leads x2

* diverted all phones to boss' phone so he can play secretary for a while

* left camembert cheese locked in my locker and gave the key to a colleague in a different department

* shuffled everyones chairs around. They're all really possessive over 'their' chairs for some reason.

* diverted my mobile to a colleague i trolled on a daily basis. I sent an email round to give me a call on my mobile on Monday.

I left a pack of 'juggling boobs' on my desk as a goodbye gift from me....will make sense to them

So it's on to what pranks they'll play on the newbie when you start the new job