Brian
Yep he's gone
They've even salted and pinned out his hide to dry on a far North ice flow.
The plan is to sell souvenir squares of santa as car wash leathers on ebay.
Hopefully they will be available around Christmas time.

Brian Mason wrote:

Me, senile..,nahh??? Envoy, fat, ugly, lazy, stupid AND senile.., oh yessssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!

Is Santa Claus really dead or is ivery just being a colonial pillock???

hes not dead brian hes just p*ssed off


Letter From Santa


Dear brian,

I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good
this year, and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some
goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas.

I was going to bring you all the gifts from the "Twelve Days of
Christmas," but we have had a little problem up here. The Twelve
Fiddlers Fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the Ten
Ladies Dancing. The Eleven Lords a Leaping have knocked up the Eight
Maids of Milking, and the Nine Pipers Playing have been arrested for
doing weird things Four Calling Birds, Three French Hens, Two Turtle
Doves, and the Partridge in a Pear Tree have me up to my ass in bird
.

On top of all this, Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, eight of
my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the Gay Liberation and
some tw*t has scheduled Christmas in Poland for the 5th of February.

Sincerely,

Santa 

don't believe him Brian.
He's just trying to make you feel good
Santa is as dead as Paris Hilton's love life for the next few weeks

don't believe him Brian.
He's just trying to make you feel good
Santa is as dead as Paris Hilton's love life for the next few weeks

your right ivery




brians going to be gutted  

aljo

Wait until he hears that the reindeers (except Rudolph) were sent to the abattoirs and their hides turned into seat leather.........
Brian could be sitting on Prancer or Blitzen or...........

ivery819 wrote:

aljo

Wait until he hears that the reindeers (except Rudolph) were sent to the abattoirs and their hides turned into seat leather.........
Brian could be sitting on Prancer or Blitzen or...........

 

What.., no socks this Christmas???  MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

aljo wrote:

ivery819 wrote:

aljo

Wait until he hears that the reindeers (except Rudolph) were sent to the abattoirs and their hides turned into seat leather.........
Brian could be sitting on Prancer or Blitzen or...........

What.., Prancer is dead too? Now what will I do for sex???  MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Brian Mason wrote:

What.., Prancer is dead too? Now what will I do for sex???

that shouldnt be too difficult brian use what you normally do





 

Where's the tweezers?  MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Quite a few people are going to miss Prancer.........he had a big following.

I suppose that's why he was called Prancer the Poncer

 MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

jesusssssssss "sheep " "reindeer" "blow up friends" anything ive missed ?



 

Here you are Brian
Try these: