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Brian Mason



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Post #114196 Fri Jun 08 2007 12:08am
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JayMann



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Mate i was only joking when i said i had a Micky Mouse watch but i can see you do! RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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Brian Mason



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I thought EVERYBODY had a Micky Mouse watch??? Next you'll be telling me there's no Santa Claus!! Rolling Eyes MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
Post #114209 Fri Jun 08 2007 12:59am
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ivery819



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Brian
Santa Clause is DEAD. Shocked
He committed suicide when the tooth fairy didn't give him a Mickey Mouse watch. Evil or Very Mad
Goofy Huh ! Confused
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Brian Mason wrote:
You two are getting me confused.., are we in a timewarp here? Envoy was getting a new boat today (Thursday), perhaps he intended to go and see TJ down in swampy Somerset??? Right, now let's syncronize watches.., Micky Mouse's right hand is pointing to the eleven and his left hand to the nine! Thumbs Up


Somerset now brought up to the same time as every one else !! Shocked

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JayMann



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Post #114237 Fri Jun 08 2007 9:40am
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JayMann



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Brian Mason



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ivery819 wrote:
Brian
Santa Clause is DEAD. Shocked
He committed suicide when the tooth fairy didn't give him a Mickey Mouse watch. Evil or Very Mad
Goofy Huh ! Confused


What.., Santa Claus is dead.., NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Shocked Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
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Brian
It was a sad story.......her act of denial was the straw that broke the camel's back.
Let me explain.
It was Christmas eve and Santa was having a really bad time.
The elves had gone on strike for more pay and central heating. Toy production was way behind.
When he went out to fire up the sleigh he found he had to change a ski that had gone flat.
Rudolph didn't want to get hitched up so he Censored around in the paddock for hours before being caught.
Finally Santa thought he'd have a quiet snort before heading out to deliver the presents. So he went looking for that bottle of scotch that nice Brian Mason had given him. But it wasn't in the kitchen in it's usual hiding spot....Mrs Claus had found it and it was gone. Being Christmas eve she, of course, was at the North Pole Club playing snowflake bingo. So he was all alone. He sank into his favourite chair and in despair wondered if it was all worthwhile.
Just then there was a knock on his door. Slowly he raised himself and struggled to the door. When he opened it there was a flash of the most brilliant coloured lights and standing there was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Thinking his luck had changed he said " hello you gorgeous creature, do come in"
She replied " Hello Santa, I can't stay . I just came around to deliver your Christmas tree."
He snapped and to this day we all follow the tradition he started and put the Christmas Fairy on the top of the tree.
Sad but true
Another Kleenex moment really Big Cry
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[quote="Brian Mason"]Envoy was getting a new boat today (Thursday), perhaps he intended to go and see TJ down in swampy Somerset???quote]

No you senile old sod, i was picking the new boat up on Wed, i was refering to seeing what Somerset was like on Thursday ie whether it was swampy or not Thud If i had had had time i might of popped around to see TJ Thumbs Up some of my Previous cars
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JayMann



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[quote="ENVOY"]

Brian Mason wrote:
Envoy was getting a new boat today (Thursday), perhaps he intended to go and see TJ down in swampy Somerset???quote]

No you senile old sod, i was picking the new boat up on Wed, i was refering to seeing what Somerset was like on Thursday ie whether it was swampy or not Thud If i had had had time i might of popped around to see TJ Thumbs Up



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Brian Mason



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Me, senile..,nahh??? Envoy, fat, ugly, lazy, stupid AND senile.., oh yessssssssssssssssssssssss!!!! Thumbs Up

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