Good one, Bobby! I've only had to resort to the Jack Daniels once with mine  

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The Celibacy Test

Three young Irish candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to pass one more test: The Celibacy Test. The Monsignor leads
them into a room, and tells them to undress, and a small bell is tied to each man's penis.

In comes a beautiful woman, wearing a sexy belly-dancer costume. She begins to dance sensually around the first candidate.

*Ting-a-ling*

"Oh, Patrick," says the Monsignor, "I am so disappointed in your lack of control. Run along now and take a long, cold shower and pray about your
carnal weakness." The candidate leaves.

The dancer continues, dancing around the second candidate, slowly peeling off her layers of veils. As the last veil drops:

*Ting-a-ling*

"Joseph, Joseph," sighs the Monsignor. "You too are unable to withstand your carnal desires. Off you go... take a long, cold shower and pray for
forgiveness."

The dancer continues, dancing naked in front of the final candidate. Nothing. She writhes up and down against his body. No response. Finally, exhausted, she quits.

"Michael, my son, I am truly proud of you," says the Monsignor. "Only you have the true strength of character needed to become a priest. Now, go
and join your weaker brethren in the showers."

*Ting-a-ling* Malaysia Boleh!
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Excellent - Keep it up Bobby  
" WITH MORE EXTRAS THAN A HOLLYWOOD EPIC "

For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.

"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them,
"that I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you
both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you
want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the
statues to life.

The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches.

Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.

"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at
them.

Grinning even more widely, the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll on its head." Malaysia Boleh!
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 Arctic Frost TDV6 SE. Aspen Leather, Cherry Wood, Privacy Glass, PTI, Tow Pack, Mudflaps, Tasmods, a new Fuelflap, a RRSport.co.uk umbrella in the boot & a RRSport.co.uk sticker on the rear glass.
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Some people accuse me of thinking the world revolves around me, but I'm not stupid . . . I know it revolves around the sun. Which shines out of my @rse!!!

 

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" WITH MORE EXTRAS THAN A HOLLYWOOD EPIC "

Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose father.

One boy said, "My father is better than your father."

The other kid said, "Well, my mother is better than your mother."

The first boy paused, then said "I guess you're right. My father says the same thing." Malaysia Boleh!
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How do Pixies eat?








By Goblin.


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DO NOT CLICK HERE!

I got this one the other day:

Q: Why did the fish blush?
A: Because the seaweed.

 

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He had been feeling very sick for awhile, so this man goes to his doctor for a checkup and is shocked to learn that he has somehow contracted an extremely rare disease -- worse yet, he has only about twelve hours to live!!!

He arrives home in utter despair, and begins to cry as he tells his wife the terrible news...

Overcome with grief, the wife hugs him tight and says, "Honey, I'm going to give you a night you'll never forget!"

They go to bed early that evening and make passionate love with an ardor they haven't felt in years.

When they're done, the man turns to his wife and says, "Honey, that was wonderful, the best we've ever had. Can we do it again?" So, they do... This time it's even more passionate.

Later, as the wife is about to doze off, the husband gives her a nudge and says, "Honey, come on. How about one more time?"

Exhausted, she replies, "That's easy for you to say. You don't have to get up in the morning." Malaysia Boleh!
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But so true  
" WITH MORE EXTRAS THAN A HOLLYWOOD EPIC "

 RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
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I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)