Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them
kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: "You
think you have family problems? Listen to my situation."

"A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got
married andI got myself a stepdaughter.

Later, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother. And my father became my stepson. Also, my wife became the mother-in-law of her father-in-law."

"Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy
was my half-brother because he was my father's son. But he was also the
son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made
me the grand-father of my half-brother."

"This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of
my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother. This makes my father,
the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife. I
am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my
son is my father's nephew & I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!"


"And you think YOU have FAMILY PROBLEMS??  Malaysia Boleh!
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An elderly Irishman lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite Cheese scones wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.

Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With laboured breath, he leaned against the doorframe, gazing into the kitchen.

Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were dozens of his favourite cheese scones! Was it heaven?

Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted Irish wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted, he could almost taste the cheese scone before it was in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life.

The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to the nearest scone at the edge of the table, when his hand was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife.

" off!! " she said, "They're for the funeral"

 

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" WITH MORE EXTRAS THAN A HOLLYWOOD EPIC "

Hhhhmmm ........... prefer a strawberry scone covered with clotted cream myself & served by a cornish beauty  
" WITH MORE EXTRAS THAN A HOLLYWOOD EPIC "

That has to be the best joke so far. Absolutely brilliant, well done Kam.  Arctic Frost TDV6 SE. Aspen Leather, Cherry Wood, Privacy Glass, PTI, Tow Pack, Mudflaps, Tasmods, a new Fuelflap, a RRSport.co.uk umbrella in the boot & a RRSport.co.uk sticker on the rear glass.
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thanks TB.. made me chuckle too!

Sky Sports News just had this through - seems there may still be hope.....
It has been alleged that one of the Portuguese players failed a drugs and
alcohol test after the match with England. If this is confirmed as positive,
under FIFA regulations, paragraph 6 sub section 2e, Portugal will forfeit
the quarter-final match and England will progress to meet France in a
re-arranged semi-final later this week.
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Carlsberg do not send emails, but if they did, this would probably be the
best email in the world.

David Beckham decides to go horse riding.

Although he has had no previous experience he skillfully mounts the horse and appears to be in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along at a steady pace.

Victoria watches her husband admiringly.

After a short time David becomes a little casual and he begins to lose his grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse around the neck shouting for it to stop.

Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help her husband as David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a grip on the horses neck.

David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse, but his
foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups.

As the horse gallops along David's head is banging on the ground and he is
slipping into unconsciousness.

Victoria is now frantic and screams and screams for help!

Hearing her screams, the Tesco Security Guard comes out of the store and
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1998 Freelander xedi
Ertl limited edition RRS model number 817

 

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