One day three dwarfs went walking and saw a sign for a "World Records" competition.

The first one entered the 'smallest feet' contest and won.

The second one entered the 'smallest hands' contest and won.

The third entered the 'smallest willie' contest -- and lost. He came away, very dejected. "What happened?" asked his two friends.

"Who's Jaymann?" Arctic Frost TDV6 SE. Aspen Leather, Cherry Wood, Privacy Glass, PTI, Tow Pack, Mudflaps, Tasmods, a new Fuelflap, a RRSport.co.uk umbrella in the boot & a RRSport.co.uk sticker on the rear glass.
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Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
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Suzuki Jimney

TB wrote:

One day three dwarfs went walking and saw a sign for a "World Records" competition.

The first one entered the 'smallest feet' contest and won.

The second one entered the 'smallest hands' contest and won.

The third entered the 'smallest willie' contest -- and lost. He came away, very dejected. "What happened?" asked his two friends.

"Who's Jaymann?"

Another craker TB!!!

How is that funny????




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I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

thats very mean, but funny too (sorry Jay)

JayMann wrote:

How is that funny????

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SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it
becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of house-keeping as when
they were younger. When you notice this, try not to shout at them. Some are
over-sensitive and there is nothing worse than an over-sensitive woman.
My name is Bob. Let me tell you how I handled the situation with my wife,
Debbie. When I took early retirement last year it became necessary
for Debbie to get a full time job along with her part-time job, to enable
us to maintain a decent standard of living. Shortly after she started
working I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home
from the golf-course about the same time as she gets home from work. Although
she knows how hungry I am she says she has to rest for a half an hour or
so before she starts dinner. I don't shout at her or complain. Instead,
I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets the dinner
on the table. I usually have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club but I
am always ready for some home cooked food when I get home. She used to
do the dishes as soon as we finished eating, but now it's not unusual
for them to sit on the dinner table for several hours after dinner.
I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her many times each evening
that they won't clean themselves. I think she really appreciates this as it
does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed. Another
symptom of ageing is complaining, For example, she says it is
difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour.
But lads, we take them for better or worse so just smile and offer
encouragement. I advise her to stretch it out over two or even three
days - that way she won't rush so much. I also remind her that missing
lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her. Tact is one of my
strong points! When doing simple jobs she seems to think she needs more rest
periods. She had to take a break when she was only half finished
mowing the garden. Try not to make a scene. I'm a fair-minded man. I tell her
to make herself a nice big glass of freshly squeezed orange juice and
take a breather. And if she is making one for herself she can make one
for me too. I know I probably look like a saint for the way I support
Debbie.
I'm not saying for a moment that showing this much consideration is
easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible. Nobody
knows more than me how frustrating women become as they get older. However
fellas, if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your
aging wife because of this article I will consider that writing it,
was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each
other.
Signed: Bob

















Note: Bob died suddenly last July. The Police report says that he
was found with a Callaway extra long 50" Big Bertha driver Golf Club rammed
up his backside with only two inches of grip showing. His wife Debbie
was arrested and charged with murder. However, the all women jury found
her Not Guilty, accepting her defence that Bob had accidentally sat down
on it. some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
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current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

I'll have to remind my wife to put my golf clubs away properly in future.

I would hate to have the same type of accident. Have you any idea how much those Calloway drivers cost?  Arctic Frost TDV6 SE. Aspen Leather, Cherry Wood, Privacy Glass, PTI, Tow Pack, Mudflaps, Tasmods, a new Fuelflap, a RRSport.co.uk umbrella in the boot & a RRSport.co.uk sticker on the rear glass.
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At 85 years old, Morris marries a lovely 25-year-old woman. The woman decides that on their wedding night they should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that the old fellow might overexert himself.

After the wedding festivities, she prepares herself for bed and for Morris to come to her room.

Sure enough, there is a knock at the door and there is her groom, ready for action. They unite in conjugal union and after the main event, Morris leaves while his bride gets ready to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, there's a knock on the door and there's old Morris, ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, she consents to further coupling, after which the octogenarian bids her good night and leaves.

She is certainly ready for slumber at this point, when there is another knock at the door by Morris, who is as energetic as a 25-year-old and ready for more.

Once again, they do the horizontal boogie. As they're relaxing, the young bride says to him, "I am really impressed that a man your age has enough juice to go at it three times. I've been with guys less than half your age who were only good for one time. You're a great lover, Morris."

Morris looks confused. He turns to her and says, "I was here already?" Arctic Frost TDV6 SE. Aspen Leather, Cherry Wood, Privacy Glass, PTI, Tow Pack, Mudflaps, Tasmods, a new Fuelflap, a RRSport.co.uk umbrella in the boot & a RRSport.co.uk sticker on the rear glass.
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Some people accuse me of thinking the world revolves around me, but I'm not stupid . . . I know it revolves around the sun. Which shines out of my @rse!!!