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Brian Mason



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Post #117178 Sat Jun 16 2007 7:53pm
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pussy wrote:
could have borrowed another pair from Jay Whistle



No he couldnt, dont you remember Brian had borrowed them and was wearing them last weekend at the blue oyster club some of my Previous cars
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Post #117218 Sat Jun 16 2007 8:45pm
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Brian Mason



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United Kingdom 2012 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Sumatra Black

Yeah, but I gave them back as they were too tight and you'd borrowed the sling-backs!!! Whistle MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Post #117337 Sat Jun 16 2007 10:58pm
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Brian Mason wrote:
Yeah, but I gave them back as they were too tight and i borrowed the sling-backs instead!!! Whistle


I bet they looked nice on you Whistle some of my Previous cars
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FFRR Vogue black
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RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
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Post #117362 Sun Jun 17 2007 12:01am
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Brian Mason



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ENVOY wrote:
Brian Mason wrote:
Yeah, but I gave them back as they were too tight and i borrowed the sling-backs instead!!! Whistle


I bet they looked nice on you Whistle


Thanks for compliment mate.., but now I really am genuinely worried!!! Shocked Shocked MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Post #117369 Sun Jun 17 2007 1:02am
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Tim in Scotland



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If the water was as deep as 6ft then even a Land Rover would have had a problem without some serious mods to aid watertightness and engine breathing! Standard Defenders need a raised intake and gearbox and axle breathers to go into water more than 500mm deep without doing some very expensive damage. Been there, incurred the expense of destroying two rear wheel bearings that became water-lubricated instead of grease lubed - LR doesn't use waterproof grease in it's cars!! Embarassed Embarassed 2020 Pangea Green 1st Edition D240 New Defender 110 is here and loving it
2018 Melting Silver Mini Countryman PHEV - soon to be replaced
2015MY Corris Grey SDv6 HSE Dynamic, the best car I have ever owned, totally reliable only a cou0le of rattles in 3 years, now no longer in my care
Also in my garage is a 1996 TDi300 Defender 90 County HT made into a fake CSW

Post #117411 Sun Jun 17 2007 3:09pm
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Brian Mason



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Who's a silly boy then Tim? Rolling Eyes

Moral of the sory.., ALWAYS KEEP YOUR NIPPLES GREASED!!! Whistle MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Post #117414 Sun Jun 17 2007 3:44pm
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Tim in Scotland



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I should have added the £5's worth of aquarium pipe that everybody told me afterwards was what I needed!! Would have saved me £400 in repairs........................... or I could have avoided going into the deep wading special stage but then that wouldn't have been so much fun as having water up over the bonnet. At least I remembered to close the underscreen vents unlike a couple of folks who ended up with fould smelling stagnant water inside their cars! 2020 Pangea Green 1st Edition D240 New Defender 110 is here and loving it
2018 Melting Silver Mini Countryman PHEV - soon to be replaced
2015MY Corris Grey SDv6 HSE Dynamic, the best car I have ever owned, totally reliable only a cou0le of rattles in 3 years, now no longer in my care
Also in my garage is a 1996 TDi300 Defender 90 County HT made into a fake CSW

Post #117415 Sun Jun 17 2007 3:50pm
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Brian Mason



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Ouch! Crying or Very sad

So the real moral of the story is.., water is for boats, NOT for cars!!!! Rolling Eyes MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Post #117416 Sun Jun 17 2007 4:51pm
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Tim in Scotland



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Thumbs Up Thumbs Up
But then I cannot keep away from water....................... 2020 Pangea Green 1st Edition D240 New Defender 110 is here and loving it
2018 Melting Silver Mini Countryman PHEV - soon to be replaced
2015MY Corris Grey SDv6 HSE Dynamic, the best car I have ever owned, totally reliable only a cou0le of rattles in 3 years, now no longer in my care
Also in my garage is a 1996 TDi300 Defender 90 County HT made into a fake CSW

Post #117451 Sun Jun 17 2007 6:05pm
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Brian Mason



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.. so buy a boat then Tim, dont try and use your car as one!!! Whistle

Words of wisdom.., free of charge. Thumbs Up MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Post #117454 Sun Jun 17 2007 6:16pm
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Brian Mason wrote:
.. so buy a boat then Tim, dont try and use your car as one!!! Whistle

Words of wisdom.., free of charge. Thumbs Up


It just so happens that i could help you there Whistle Whistle some of my Previous cars
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RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
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RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
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Post #117467 Sun Jun 17 2007 6:59pm
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Tim in Scotland



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No need, I have one already thank you, do you think this would be big enough???



It's 335m long, 48m wide and has a draft of 15m. Small 99000hp straight 12 diesel engine can just about push it along at 32knots when asked............... 2020 Pangea Green 1st Edition D240 New Defender 110 is here and loving it
2018 Melting Silver Mini Countryman PHEV - soon to be replaced
2015MY Corris Grey SDv6 HSE Dynamic, the best car I have ever owned, totally reliable only a cou0le of rattles in 3 years, now no longer in my care
Also in my garage is a 1996 TDi300 Defender 90 County HT made into a fake CSW

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Post #117478 Sun Jun 17 2007 7:18pm
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i think that puts mine to shame Bow down Bow down some of my Previous cars
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RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
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AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

Post #117480 Sun Jun 17 2007 7:21pm
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Tim in Scotland



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That's my "office" when I'm not on leave - well mine is a sister ship called the Maersk Seville, that is the Maersk Sheerness 2020 Pangea Green 1st Edition D240 New Defender 110 is here and loving it
2018 Melting Silver Mini Countryman PHEV - soon to be replaced
2015MY Corris Grey SDv6 HSE Dynamic, the best car I have ever owned, totally reliable only a cou0le of rattles in 3 years, now no longer in my care
Also in my garage is a 1996 TDi300 Defender 90 County HT made into a fake CSW

Post #117481 Sun Jun 17 2007 7:24pm
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