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Brian Mason



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Cliff H wrote:
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A primary school teacher asks her class if anyone can give her an example of the word 'contagious'.

Little Mary jumps up "Me Miss, Miss! My brother had chicken pox and the Doctor said it was very contagious".
"Well done Mary" says the teacher, "Can anyone else give an example?"
The ubiquitous Little Johnny jumps up "I've got one Miss! My next door neighbour was painting his garden shed with a one-inch paintbrush, and my Dad said That'll take the contagious!"


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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%!!! Its called wedding cake.

In the beginning God created the earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then neither God nor man have rested.

A man inserted an advertisement in the classified. In read: "Wife Wanted" The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A women who won't do what she's told.

What do you call a woman who just lost 90% of her intelligence? Divorced
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paddy and murfey on a building site at lunch time, having one of those deep and meaningful conversations about their wives.

paddy asks, do you have a nick name for your wife and why?
i call her candle, because she lites up my life, what do you call yours asks murfey?
i call mine thrush.
Why do you call her thrush asks murfey.
because she is an irritating Censored no regrets!
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JayMann wrote:
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AC Cobra
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FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
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RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
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RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney
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But your are funny Pussy Very Happy RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)
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Brian Mason



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