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a horney mouse is in the jungle, he is so beside himself, he sees a lion and asks (in a squeaky mouse voice)
excuse me mrs lion do you fancy a Censored
the lion roars
be gone with you , you dirty little mouse.
she bats him with her paw and he goes flying through the jungle.
he gets up and starts walking, he is even hornier now and he is leaving little grooves where they are dragging on the floor.
he sees an elephant.
excuse me mrs elephant do you fancy a Censored
oh go on then she says i have five minutes.
she drops down and the mouse scurries up to the prize
as she gets back up she bangs her head on a huge branch.
aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhh, she moans.
the little mouse says.
yeh take it bitch. no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.
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heard it loads of times still makes me Laughing Laughing some of my Previous cars
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All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear .... and be misread. Rolling Eyes


These are not made up. Check them out yourself! Rolling with laughter


1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that
represents any celebrity. Their Web site is www.whorepresents.com http://www.whorepresents.com

2 . Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange
advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com http://www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net http://www.penisland.net


4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com http://www.therapistfinder.com


5. There's the Italian Power Generator company, www.powergenitalia.com http://www.powergenitalia.com


6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales,
www.molestationnursery.com http://www.molestationnursery.com


7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always
www.ipanywhere. com http://www.ipanywhere.com


8. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site,
www.speedofart.com http://www.speedofart.com
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I'm laughing out loud at these and now people are looking at me in a funny way Embarassed 

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OK, so where have you been hiding? 

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Who me? RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)
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I guess it's not me then!!










Laughing What did i do? RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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And A Van For Rex!

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I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)
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