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shmoogle

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Who needs enemies?

Mate of mine just emailed me this from a conversation he overheard on the train into work this morning:

Quote:
Two women, the other side of middle aged. Perma tan on one and both a bit gaw blimey. Chatting about another friend.

A: "She's the sawt that don't need to buy anyfing nice for work"
B: "yeah"
A: "she buys one thing and wears it"
B: "yeah I know"
A: "like that Karen Millen top, she looked luverly that day"
B: "ohh yeah she did didn't she"
A: (lowers her voice) "the rest of the time she looks like a bag of sh*t"

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Wed Aug 06 2008 2:07pm

shmoogle

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Too right

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Wed Aug 06 2008 2:30pm

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girls in the office didn't laugh at that at all

Wed Aug 06 2008 2:31pm

shmoogle

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I wonder why

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Wed Aug 06 2008 2:32pm

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Wed Aug 06 2008 2:54pm

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Wed Aug 06 2008 2:55pm

PJPR01

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Re: Who needs enemies?

shmoogle wrote:
Mate of mine just emailed me this from a conversation he overheard on the train into work this morning:

Quote:
Two women, the other side of middle aged. Perma tan on one and both a bit gaw blimey. Chatting about another friend.

A: "She's the sawt that don't need to buy anyfing nice for work"
B: "yeah"
A: "she buys one thing and wears it"
B: "yeah I know"
A: "like that Karen Millen top, she looked luverly that day"
B: "ohh yeah she did didn't she"
A: (lowers her voice) "the rest of the time she looks like a bag of sh*t"

So...is this an East enders accent or Liverpool...because you got me all confused...first she says "anyfing", then she says "one thing"...or was that an intentional slip of the tongue.

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Wed Aug 06 2008 3:49pm

shmoogle

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I can't be responsible for the transposition I'm afraid I suspect the ladies in question have "Eastenders" accents if you want to call it that

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