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Who needs enemies?

Mate of mine just emailed me this from a conversation he overheard on the train into work this morning:

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Two women, the other side of middle aged. Perma tan on one and both a bit gaw blimey. Chatting about another friend.

A: "She's the sawt that don't need to buy anyfing nice for work"
B: "yeah"
A: "she buys one thing and wears it"
B: "yeah I know"
A: "like that Karen Millen top, she looked luverly that day"
B: "ohh yeah she did didn't she"
A: (lowers her voice) "the rest of the time she looks like a bag of sh*t"


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girls in the office didn't laugh at that at all

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Re: Who needs enemies?

shmoogle wrote:
Mate of mine just emailed me this from a conversation he overheard on the train into work this morning:

Quote:
Two women, the other side of middle aged. Perma tan on one and both a bit gaw blimey. Chatting about another friend.

A: "She's the sawt that don't need to buy anyfing nice for work"
B: "yeah"
A: "she buys one thing and wears it"
B: "yeah I know"
A: "like that Karen Millen top, she looked luverly that day"
B: "ohh yeah she did didn't she"
A: (lowers her voice) "the rest of the time she looks like a bag of sh*t"


Laughing Laughing


So...is this an East enders accent or Liverpool...because you got me all confused...first she says "anyfing", then she says "one thing"...or was that an intentional slip of the tongue.

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I can't be responsible for the transposition I'm afraid Wink I suspect the ladies in question have "Eastenders" accents if you want to call it that Thumbs Up 

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