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Landlord



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Brian Mason wrote:
Cliff H wrote:
She said that was because you was so fugly Brian, everybody else just gets charged one!


Laughing Laughing

Well, pussy told me the fee was time-based, so I had be charged twice what Shmoogle paid.., and I only lasted two minutes? In fact, she affectionately referred to Shmoogle as "Ready Brek" as he was done in a minute! Whistle


Yes but she calls you '2 dips and a squirt Mason' Rolling with laughter MY10 TDV6 HSE, Alaska White, Ebony with Contrast, Park Heat, Paddle Shift, Privacy, Heated Steering Wheel, Extended & Premium Leather,

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Post #93889 Thu Mar 15 2007 5:25pm
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Landlord wrote:
Brian Mason wrote:
Cliff H wrote:
She said that was because you was so fugly Brian, everybody else just gets charged one!


Laughing Laughing

Well, pussy told me the fee was time-based, so I had be charged twice what Shmoogle paid.., and I only lasted two minutes? In fact, she affectionately referred to Shmoogle as "Ready Brek" as he was done in a minute! Whistle


Yes but she calls you '2 dips and a squirt Mason' Rolling with laughter


Yeah, but she exaggerates Landlord.., a single dip is normally enough for me!!! Cool

Anyway, I did notice the 3 ton hoist in the corner of the bedroom that Envoy uses to lower himself on top!!! Whistle MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
Post #93891 Thu Mar 15 2007 5:28pm
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ENVOY



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Brian Mason wrote:


Anyway, I did notice the 3 ton hoist in the corner of the bedroom that Envoy uses to lower himself on top!!! Whistle



Thats to lift my d Censored k up, you plonka Thud some of my Previous cars
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Post #93975 Thu Mar 15 2007 8:29pm
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ENVOY wrote:
Brian Mason wrote:


Anyway, I did notice the 3 ton hoist in the corner of the bedroom that Envoy uses to lower himself on top!!! Whistle



Thats to lift my d Censored k up, you plonka Thud





Bow down Bow down Bow down Bow down Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter 
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No, no, Envoy.., I said hoist, not tweezers!!! Whistle MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
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Brian Mason wrote:
No, no, Envoy.., I said hoist, not tweezers!!! Whistle



I know and understand what hoist is, but what are these tweezers for Question some of my Previous cars
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Post #93994 Thu Mar 15 2007 9:12pm
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ENVOY wrote:
Brian Mason wrote:
No, no, Envoy.., I said hoist, not tweezers!!! Whistle



I know and understand what hoist is, but what are these tweezers for Question


Dunno, Kaine told me about them!!! Whistle MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
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Well, pussy told me the fee was time-based, so I had to be charged twice what Shmoogle paid.., and I only lasted two hours? she affectionately purred and referes to Shmoogle as "Ready Tech". he let her play with his mouse Embarassed

i don't like chocolate, you should always give a pussy Cream Wink no regrets!
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I thought my thread had been moderated there.., two hours of sex???? Minutes, please, minutes! Shocked

Yes, a good pussy should always be stroked and kissed affectionately until it's time to administer a good lashing of cream! And remember, a wet pussy is a happy pussy! Whistle MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
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a wet pussy is a happy pussy! Whistle[/quote]

mmmm you need to ask E about the garden incident. Whistle no regrets!
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pussy wrote:
a wet pussy is a happy pussy! Whistle


mmmm you need to ask E about the garden incident. Whistle[/quote]

ENVOY..... TELL US ABOUT THE GARDEN INCIDENT!!!

Did he roger the garden gnome? Whistle MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
Post #94016 Thu Mar 15 2007 10:17pm
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Brian Mason wrote:


I've been ripped-off then.., she charged me TWO Cadbury's Creme Eggs!!!! Big Cry



She didnt say cream eggs you plonka it was love eggs she wanted Whistle some of my Previous cars
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Post #94025 Thu Mar 15 2007 11:09pm
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ENVOY wrote:
Brian Mason wrote:


I've been ripped-off then.., she charged me TWO Cadbury's Creme Eggs!!!! Big Cry



She didnt say cream eggs you plonka it was love eggs she wanted Whistle


Ooops, that would be a messy mistake that I made then? She didn't.., errr, USE THEM, did she??? Shocked MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
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I couldn't possibly say Brian, at least not on here, not in pubic, suffice to say Cool some of my Previous cars
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Post #94030 Thu Mar 15 2007 11:16pm
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