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Cliff H



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Post #88457 Thu Mar 01 2007 8:38am
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ENVOY



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Bobby thats terrible Laughing Laughing Laughing some of my Previous cars
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Post #88466 Thu Mar 01 2007 10:09am
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Nice one Bobby Rolling with laughter 
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Post #88478 Thu Mar 01 2007 10:28am
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JayMann



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Post #88480 Thu Mar 01 2007 10:33am
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shmoogle



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Brian Mason



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Post #88576 Thu Mar 01 2007 12:34pm
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Kaine



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Post #88636 Thu Mar 01 2007 1:21pm
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Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent." "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."
Post #88641 Thu Mar 01 2007 1:25pm
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shmoogle



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Post #88643 Thu Mar 01 2007 1:27pm
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United Kingdom 2013 Range Rover Sport SDV6 Autobiography Arctic Frost

Laughing Laughing Laughing some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
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RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney
Post #88651 Thu Mar 01 2007 1:45pm
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Brian Mason



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Post #88655 Thu Mar 01 2007 1:52pm
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United Kingdom 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 SE Arctic Frost

All of the animals were loaded onto Noah's ark and the rain began to fall. When the ark's door was closed Noah called a meeting with all the animals.

"Listen up!" Noah said with a demanding voice. "There will be NO sex on this trip. All of you males take off your penis and hand it in to my sons. I will sit over there and write you a receipt. After we see land, you can get your penis back."

After about a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his wife's cage and was very excited.

"Quick!" he said, "Get on my shoulders and look out the window to see if there is any land out there!"

Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders, looked out the window, and said, "Sorry, no land yet."

"Damn!" exclaimed Mr. Rabbit.

This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him. Mrs. Rabbit asked, "What is the matter with you? You know it will rain for forty days and nights. Only after the water has drained will we be able to see land. But why are you acting so excited every day?"

"Look!", said Mr. Rabbit with a sly expression, as he held out a piece of paper, "I GOT THE HORSE'S RECEIPT!!" Arctic Frost TDV6 SE. Aspen Leather, Cherry Wood, Privacy Glass, PTI, Tow Pack, Mudflaps, Tasmods, a new Fuelflap, a RRSport.co.uk umbrella in the boot & a RRSport.co.uk sticker on the rear glass.
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Kaine



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Post #88833 Thu Mar 01 2007 8:16pm
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JayMann



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United Kingdom 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

Laughing Laughing RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)
Post #88835 Thu Mar 01 2007 8:18pm
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Brian Mason



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Mrs Rabbit= Shocked

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Post #88837 Thu Mar 01 2007 8:20pm
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