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ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
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2013 Range Rover Sport SDV6 Autobiography Arctic Frost

some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
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current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
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Landrover Defender 110
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Sat Feb 24 2007 3:42pm

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823

Understanding Women

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish." Suddenly the sky clouded above his head, and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want to."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing,' and how I can make a woman truly happy."

After a few minutes God said,
"You want two or four lanes on that bridge?" some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
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current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

Sun Feb 25 2007 12:33pm

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823

Just for VA

A Senior Moment

An elderly couple were having dinner at their elderly friends' house. After dinner was finished, the wives left the table and went to the kitchen to clean the dishes.

The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said,

"Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."

The other man said,

"What is the name of the restaurant?"

The first man thought and thought and thought and finally said,

"What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... The one that is red and has thorns."

"Do you mean a rose?"

"Yes, that's it!" the man said "a rose!"

Then he turned toward the kitchen and yelled, some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

Sun Feb 25 2007 12:36pm

Bobby

Member Since: 07 Jun 2005
Location: Kuala Lumpur
Posts: 3781

2006 Range Rover Sport Supercharged Chawton White

ENVOY wrote:
Just for VA

A Senior Moment

An elderly couple were having dinner at their elderly friends' house. After dinner was finished, the wives left the table and went to the kitchen to clean the dishes.

The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said,

"Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."

The other man said,

"What is the name of the restaurant?"

The first man thought and thought and thought and finally said,

"What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... The one that is red and has thorns."

"Do you mean a rose?"

"Yes, that's it!" the man said "a rose!"

Then he turned toward the kitchen and yelled,

"Rose, whats the name of the restaurant we went to last night?" Malaysia Boleh!
4.2SC Chawton White, Stormers
Tasmod's Sills, Wind Deflectors, LR Sills
Clear Side Repeaters, Towbar
Larini Sports Exhaust, K&N Air Filter
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Sun Feb 25 2007 12:48pm

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
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Cheers Bobby, i was going to post the punch line later, if no one got it some of my Previous cars
--------------------------------
P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

Sun Feb 25 2007 12:55pm

Bobby

Member Since: 07 Jun 2005
Location: Kuala Lumpur
Posts: 3781

No worries!! Malaysia Boleh!
4.2SC Chawton White, Stormers
Tasmod's Sills, Wind Deflectors, LR Sills
Clear Side Repeaters, Towbar
Larini Sports Exhaust, K&N Air Filter
______________________________
WINNER - 2008 'Tech-Head Of The Year' Award
WINNER - 2009 Outstanding Contribution
WINNER - 2009 'Tech-Head Of The Year' Award

Sun Feb 25 2007 1:14pm

JayMann

Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898

2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Sun Feb 25 2007 2:12pm

Cliff H

Member Since: 03 Dec 2005
Location: uk
Posts: 3233

Three blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were. The first blonde said, "I think they're deer tracks!" The second blonde said, "I think they're dog tracks!" The third blonde said, "Well, I think they're cow tracks!" They were still arguing when the train hit them.

Sun Feb 25 2007 4:20pm

JayMann

Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898

Sun Feb 25 2007 4:21pm

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
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Sun Feb 25 2007 4:37pm

TonyMeg

Member Since: 10 Feb 2007
Location: North East
Posts: 128

2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Java Black

If God made the top half of the women, who made the bottom? The Council, of course, only they would put a hole next to a play area!

Sex is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

It takes 1934 bolts to hold this car together... and ONE NUT to scatter them all over the road!

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diaroerra does that mean one person enjoys it?

Mon Feb 26 2007 1:01am

ENVOY

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Location: In the shit as usual
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Mon Feb 26 2007 1:02am

JayMann

Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898

Mon Feb 26 2007 1:07am

Cliff H

Member Since: 03 Dec 2005
Location: uk
Posts: 3233

Farmer Giles gets a call from his farm hand.... I've run over a pig and It's stuck under the tractor still alive.... Shoot it he tells him and bury him.
Ten minutes later he gets another call.... Done that.... What should I do with his speed camera???.

Mon Feb 26 2007 9:04am

ENVOY

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Mon Feb 26 2007 9:48am

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