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Cornelius Vermuyden

Member Since: 15 Aug 2006
Location: The Far Canal
Posts: 190

"Got her knockers out??" Jesus, I aint got past the bloody restaurant!! What with that and 9 out of 18 on the speedcam test I'm having a bad night Must be the result of the terrifying sight of PaulB's sprocket!

Sat Feb 17 2007 2:53am

Brian Mason

Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326

2012 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Sumatra Black

Hey, have you guys worn it out or broken it? I'm getting "service temporarily not available"? Did Jay try and sh ag it or something?

Sat Feb 17 2007 5:38am

ivery819

Member Since: 16 Jan 2007
Location: --
Posts: 1241

Go to bed and try again tomorrow.
always works for me....NOT

Sat Feb 17 2007 5:41am

Brian Mason

Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326

Yeah, think I'll sleep on that one! See-yerz!

Sat Feb 17 2007 5:47am

ivery819

Member Since: 16 Jan 2007
Location: --
Posts: 1241

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH I give up
I've used my best wine
I've used my best (home grown )rumpsteaks
I've played my best Barry White music
I've wasted enough time on this sanctimonious, supercilious, teasing bitch.
I can get that at home.
Anyway her boobies are not that big.

I wonder if the pub is still open ?

Sat Feb 17 2007 6:20am

Smarticus

Member Since: 26 May 2005
Location: Northumberland
Posts: 939

2005 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Rimini Red

No Tits out ... but managed to get her onto the bog though .......... RRS TDv8 HSE Rimini
Disco 4 TDv6 HSE Ipanema
Defender 90, 200tdi CSW

Sat Feb 17 2007 9:20am

ivery819

Member Since: 16 Jan 2007
Location: --
Posts: 1241

Smarticus wrote:
No Tits out ... but managed to get her onto the bog though ..........

You must have given her the tom tits

Sat Feb 17 2007 9:51am

JayMann

Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898

2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

Brian Mason wrote:
Hey, have you guys worn it out or broken it? I'm getting "service temporarily not available"? Did Jay try and sh ag it or something?

Na i didn't i feel asleep watching the skiing

RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Sat Feb 17 2007 10:02am

Kaine

Member Since: 27 May 2006
Location: Hills of Shropshire
Posts: 8902

I get to 'One moment, I need to go lie down', try and follow her into the bedroom and then get

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bol**cks

Sat Feb 17 2007 10:11am

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823

2013 Range Rover Sport SDV6 Autobiography Arctic Frost

Kaine wrote:
I get to 'One moment, I need to go lie down', try and follow her into the bedroom and then get

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bol**cks

Well ive been trying all bloody night long to get into her draws, finally get there and she says

wait for it

wait for it

wait for it

F

k off im on

some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
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RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

Sat Feb 17 2007 1:22pm

aljo

Member Since: 13 Jun 2006
Location: West Sussex
Posts: 3243

2011 Range Rover Sport 3.0 TDV6 HSE Santorini Black

ENVOY wrote:
Kaine wrote:
I get to 'One moment, I need to go lie down', try and follow her into the bedroom and then get

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bol**cks

Well ive been trying all bloody night long to get into her draws, finally get there and she says

wait for it

wait for it

wait for it

F k off im on

sods law mate

i found that out when i got to wrapping her legs round my shoulders

Sat Feb 17 2007 4:31pm

The doc

Member Since: 31 Oct 2006

Posts: 1173

Sat Feb 17 2007 4:47pm

Brian Mason

Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326

Sat Feb 17 2007 4:50pm

Landlord

Member Since: 26 Sep 2006
Location: Hampshire
Posts: 607

2010 Range Rover Sport 3.0 TDV6 HSE Alaska White

Hate to boast but on 2nd attemp had shower, went to bed and had sex - 10 out of 10.

She's obviously got taste !!! MY10 TDV6 HSE, Alaska White, Ebony with Contrast, Park Heat, Paddle Shift, Privacy, Heated Steering Wheel, Extended & Premium Leather,

MY07 TDV6 HSE, Zermatt Silver, Gone

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1964 Austin Healey 3000

2007 LR Defender

2011 VW Tiguan R Line

Sat Feb 17 2007 5:11pm

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823

Landlord wrote:
Hate to boast but on 2nd attemp had shower, went to bed and had sex - 10 out of 10.

She's obviously got taste !!!

Doubt it

More like she was so f

g horny after the rest of us had fondled her, she would of f

d the dog

Sat Feb 17 2007 5:24pm

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