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shmoogle

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Thu Feb 01 2007 9:02am

MDP

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Just in..................... NEWS FLASH

VA caught brawling in the street with neighbour
" WITH MORE EXTRAS THAN A HOLLYWOOD EPIC "

Thu Feb 01 2007 9:31am

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That's it I'm going to throw my colostomy over your RRS! 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
2009 Alaska TDV8 - Gone and much missed.

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Thu Feb 01 2007 9:32am

Kaine

Member Since: 26 May 2006
Location: Hills of Shropshire
Posts: 8902

MDP wrote:

Just in..................... NEWS FLASH

VA caught brawling in the street with neighbour

ouch

Thu Feb 01 2007 9:42am

MDP

Member Since: 14 Jun 2005
Location: Back in an AUDI
Posts: 8598

" WITH MORE EXTRAS THAN A HOLLYWOOD EPIC "

Thu Feb 01 2007 9:43am

shmoogle

Member Since: 07 Sep 2005
Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!
Posts: 24350

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Thu Feb 01 2007 9:43am

TB

Member Since: 19 Feb 2006
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2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 SE Arctic Frost

Old men fighting

Priceless. Arctic Frost TDV6 SE. Aspen Leather, Cherry Wood, Privacy Glass, PTI, Tow Pack, Mudflaps, Tasmods, a new Fuelflap, a RRSport.co.uk umbrella in the boot & a RRSport.co.uk sticker on the rear glass.
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Thu Feb 01 2007 6:33pm

tf9

Member Since: 07 Jun 2006
Location: Moscow, Russia
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2006 Range Rover Sport Supercharged Java Black

I've heard that VA's wrinkles are so deep that ants have build an ant hill inside 'em 2014 Mercedes-Benz S500
2014 Range Rover Autobiography, Causeway Gray, Ivory/Ebony
2013 BMW 530d
2008 Range Rover Supercharged Vogue S\E, Java Black, Ebony. SOLD
2006 Range Rover Sport Supercharged, Java Black, Ebony. Arden body-kit. SOLD
2005 Range Rover Vogue 4.4 Buckingam blue, Ivory. - SOLD.

Thu Feb 01 2007 11:55pm

MDP

Member Since: 14 Jun 2005
Location: Back in an AUDI
Posts: 8598

A Surrey senior citizen drove his brand new RRS out of
the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90
mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M4, enjoying pushing the
pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a
police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as
he floored it to 110mph, then 120, then 130mph. Suddenly, he thought,
"What on earth am I doing? I'm tooooo old for this nonsense!" So he pulled
over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up
with him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side
of the RRS, looked at his watch and said,

"Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off
for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that
I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The elderly man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, "Years
ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her
back."

"Have a good day, Sir," said the policeman !
" WITH MORE EXTRAS THAN A HOLLYWOOD EPIC "

Fri Feb 02 2007 2:53pm

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823

2013 Range Rover Sport SDV6 Autobiography Arctic Frost

some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
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RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
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Fri Feb 02 2007 6:37pm

TB

Member Since: 19 Feb 2006
Location: Depends who wants to know . . .
Posts: 5927

Arctic Frost TDV6 SE. Aspen Leather, Cherry Wood, Privacy Glass, PTI, Tow Pack, Mudflaps, Tasmods, a new Fuelflap, a RRSport.co.uk umbrella in the boot & a RRSport.co.uk sticker on the rear glass.
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Fri Feb 02 2007 7:16pm

Brian Mason

Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326

2012 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Sumatra Black

Fri Feb 02 2007 8:18pm

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