I'm not usually one for posting warnings about potential scams but I had a
close miss today. I walked into B&Q and some old guy dressed in orange
asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately, I got the first punch in and
that was the end of that. Those less alert might not be so lucky.


Be careful out there.....

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LETTERS FROM VIZ

I work in a call centre in Norwich and we've just been told our jobs are moving to India . I'm so excited! I've always wanted to visit India and with the salary they pay me I'll be able to live like a Maharaja over there. Well done Aviva, keep up the good work.
M Turner

What is it with diabetics? One minute they're on the floor with a loved one standing by screaming "Give him some chocolate! Give him some chocolate!" The next day someone offers them a piece of chocolate and quick as a flash they say "No thanks, I'm diabetic." I wish they'd get their story straight.
H Potter

I wouldn't say boo to a goose. I'm not a coward, I just realise that it would be largely pointless.
Mike Potts

Why is it always people who say 'bring back hanging' who also say 'hanging's too good for them'? Make your right wing minds up.
Christina Martin

Doctors say that you should eat 5 pieces of fruit or veg a day to remain healthy. Last week I ate 5 mouldy plums and that night I shat the bed. What's healthy about that?
Mark J, Barnsley

AM I the only person who hasn't banged Kate Moss? Everyday the papers are full of stories from blokes claiming to have banged her. It's something I'm quite keen on doing and I was just wondering if there is some sort of queuing system in place.
Zak Cassidy

I HAVE just returned from a diplomatic trip to the Congo and I can testify that at no point did I see anyone drinking Um Bongo.
Neil Palmer

ACCORDING to the BBC website, Heather Mills has blamed the breakdown of her marriage to Sir Paul McCartney on 'constant intrusion' into the couple's private life. It seems a shame that Heather objects so much to the public taking an interest in her personal business. If only she had mentioned it in one of her two published autobiographies, A Single Step and Out On A Limb, or the 'About Heather' section of her website www.heathermillsmccartney .com, or perhaps when she sold her life story to the News of the World in 1993. Perhaps then the public would have got the message and left her to live her life out of the constant glare of publicity.
A Cherry, Leeds

WHY DON'T NHS bosses start hiring obsessive compulsives as nurses? Their attention to hygiene and constant hand washing would see an end to MRSA outbreaks in no time.
Mitch Bray

THEY SAY that slow and steady wins the race. Bo11ocks! I am an athletics coach specialising in the 100 metre sprint, and I find the best tactic by far is to go as quickly as possible.
Ashley Smith

Alton Towers - Where the magic never ends', or so the com-mercial says. Imagine my disappointment when it closed at 7.30.
Colum Hill

Peter Andre might look smug in all his wedding pictures, but I'd just like to remind him that, as a Playboy reader, I have seen his wife's t1ts. He hasn't seen my wife's, so who's had the last laugh?
P Lorimer, Leeds

My friend's mum recently pointed out that I have the same ironing board cover as her. Can anyone think of a more mundane and pointless remark to make than this?
Stuart Hutton

My neighbour is an odd fellow. He's got a wall around his garden that is completely covered in leaves! And every week in summer, he goes out and trims it with an enormous pair of scissors! I often wonder what he'll get up to next.
J Barratt, Nottingham

When I nipped into a McDonald's to use their toilets the other day, I was confronted by a spotty teenager mopping up vomit just by the lavatory. On the back of his T-shirt it said 'I'm Lovin' it!', but the poor s0d's face told a different story.
Tommo, Hull

What's all this nonsense about that 66-year-old Romanian woman being the world's oldest mum? My mum's 77. Beat that.

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Two blokes sitting in the office chatting when this girl passes them going to the toilet.

Bloke #1 says "I think she's nice"

Bloke #2 "Well nip over and give her the patter then"

#1 "The patter?"

#2 "Aye, the patter"

#1 "I don't know any patter, I've never found it easy to talk to girls"

#2" It's easy all you have to say is "Hello" and she will say "Hello" Then say "It's a nice day isn't it" and she will say "Yes it is". Then you say "But not half as nice as you!" Then she will say "Oh thank you" . Then the patter will just flow. Look there she coming back out, go and give it a go"

So nervously off he goes, re-running the patter in his head.

He walks up and says "Hello"

She says "Hello"

He says "It's a nice day isn't it?"

She says "Yes it is"

He says "But not half as nice as you"

She says "Oh thank you"



Few seconds of uneasy silence..............................




Then he says........................................






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Just laughed out loud at this and now people are looking at me in a funny way...  

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An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today"?

"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not"? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people".

"You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone".

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"

"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"

"I can't out of it," he replied. Arctic Frost TDV6 SE. Aspen Leather, Cherry Wood, Privacy Glass, PTI, Tow Pack, Mudflaps, Tasmods, a new Fuelflap, a RRSport.co.uk umbrella in the boot & a RRSport.co.uk sticker on the rear glass.
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Some people accuse me of thinking the world revolves around me, but I'm not stupid . . . I know it revolves around the sun. Which shines out of my @rse!!!