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Iwan



Member Since: 27 Dec 2006
Location: Zurich
Posts: 37
Switzerland 2005 Range Rover Sport Supercharged Java Black

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A COMPETITION

ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE BUT THE LEAST
ROMANTIC SECOND LINE !


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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was Censored .

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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.

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Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.

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I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

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I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

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My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

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My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell".

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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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Laughing Laughing 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
2009 Alaska TDV8 - Gone and much missed.



WINNER - 2009 �Idler Of The Year� Award
Runner Up - 2009 �Just Doing What It�s Designed To Do� Award


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JayMann



Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898
United Kingdom 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

Laughing Laughing RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)
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TB



Member Since: 19 Feb 2006
Location: Depends who wants to know . . .
Posts: 5927
United Kingdom 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 SE Arctic Frost

Laughing Laughing Arctic Frost TDV6 SE. Aspen Leather, Cherry Wood, Privacy Glass, PTI, Tow Pack, Mudflaps, Tasmods, a new Fuelflap, a RRSport.co.uk umbrella in the boot & a RRSport.co.uk sticker on the rear glass.
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Some people accuse me of thinking the world revolves around me, but I'm not stupid . . . I know it revolves around the sun. Which shines out of my @rse!!!
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shmoogle



Member Since: 07 Sep 2005
Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!
Posts: 24350
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Laughing Thumbs Up 

2009 Outstanding Contribution Award - Joint Runner Up
2009 'Tech-Head Of The Year' Award - Runner Up

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Bobby



Member Since: 07 Jun 2005
Location: Kuala Lumpur
Posts: 3781
Malaysia 2006 Range Rover Sport Supercharged Chawton White

Laughing Laughing Laughing Malaysia Boleh!
4.2SC Chawton White, Stormers
Tasmod's Sills, Wind Deflectors, LR Sills
Clear Side Repeaters, Towbar
Larini Sports Exhaust, K&N Air Filter
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WINNER - 2008 'Tech-Head Of The Year' Award
WINNER - 2009 Outstanding Contribution
WINNER - 2009 'Tech-Head Of The Year' Award
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News from the poloce in Liverpool! 3 of the most wanted islamic criminals have been arrested!



Bin Mugging
Bin Stealing
Bin Dealing 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
2009 Alaska TDV8 - Gone and much missed.



WINNER - 2009 �Idler Of The Year� Award
Runner Up - 2009 �Just Doing What It�s Designed To Do� Award


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JayMann



Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898
United Kingdom 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)
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shmoogle



Member Since: 07 Sep 2005
Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!
Posts: 24350
United Kingdom 

Calm down, calm down! Laughing 

2009 Outstanding Contribution Award - Joint Runner Up
2009 'Tech-Head Of The Year' Award - Runner Up

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JayMann



Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898
United Kingdom 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

You fighting ?? Laughing Laughing Laughing RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)
Post #75906 Wed Jan 17 2007 12:37pm
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shmoogle



Member Since: 07 Sep 2005
Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!
Posts: 24350
United Kingdom 

You asking??? Laughing 

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2009 'Tech-Head Of The Year' Award - Runner Up

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JayMann



Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898
United Kingdom 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

I'm asking! RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)
Post #75910 Wed Jan 17 2007 12:41pm
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MDP



Member Since: 15 Jun 2005
Location: Back in an AUDI
Posts: 8598
United Kingdom 

Calm down, calm down!
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Post #75911 Wed Jan 17 2007 12:42pm
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JayMann



Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898
United Kingdom 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

Right that's it we're dancing Laughing Laughing Wink RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)
Post #75912 Wed Jan 17 2007 12:44pm
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shmoogle



Member Since: 07 Sep 2005
Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!
Posts: 24350
United Kingdom 

Are you telling me we're dancing??? Laughing Laughing 

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2009 'Tech-Head Of The Year' Award - Runner Up

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