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MDP Member Since: 15 Jun 2005 Location: Back in an AUDI Posts: 8598 ![]() ![]() |
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Landlord Member Since: 26 Sep 2006 Location: Hampshire Posts: 607 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The
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shmoogle Member Since: 07 Sep 2005 Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you! Posts: 24350 ![]() ![]() |
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After two years at sea, the galleon crew had begun to think they would never set foot on dry land again. then one day a shout of "Land ahoy!" came from the crow`s-nest.
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Landlord Member Since: 26 Sep 2006 Location: Hampshire Posts: 607 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night MY10 TDV6 HSE, Alaska White, Ebony with Contrast, Park Heat, Paddle Shift, Privacy, Heated Steering Wheel, Extended & Premium Leather,
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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? "
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MDP Member Since: 15 Jun 2005 Location: Back in an AUDI Posts: 8598 ![]() ![]() |
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MDP Member Since: 15 Jun 2005 Location: Back in an AUDI Posts: 8598 ![]() ![]() |
The Priest
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MDP Member Since: 15 Jun 2005 Location: Back in an AUDI Posts: 8598 ![]() ![]() |
The article read:
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MDP Member Since: 15 Jun 2005 Location: Back in an AUDI Posts: 8598 ![]() ![]() |
American golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods.
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TB Member Since: 19 Feb 2006 Location: Depends who wants to know . . . Posts: 5927 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Kaine Member Since: 27 May 2006 Location: Hills of Shropshire Posts: 8902 ![]() ![]() |
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50."
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TB Member Since: 19 Feb 2006 Location: Depends who wants to know . . . Posts: 5927 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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TB Member Since: 19 Feb 2006 Location: Depends who wants to know . . . Posts: 5927 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Saskatchewan. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly
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