A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift. So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbies are. The girl responds:

Which one? We have:
Gymnasium Barbie: £19.95
Volleyball Barbie: £19.95
Shopping Barbie: £19.95
Surfer Barbie: £19.95
Disco Barbie: £19.95
and Divorced Barbie: £299.99!!


Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie £299.99 when all the other Barbie's are £19.95?" Exasperated, the girl responds:


"Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with:

Ken's Car, > Ken's House, > Ken's Boat, > Ken's furniture, > Ken's jewellery, > Ken's money!!!!!!!!!!!

Ken's computer, and

Ken's best friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
" WITH MORE EXTRAS THAN A HOLLYWOOD EPIC "

BTW Volleyball Brbie for me! Or baby lotion wrestler Barbie if there is one! 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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