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JayMann



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thats not always a good thing





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caz



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Hi Jay how was your day? Smile
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george micheal



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JayMann wrote:
thats not always a good thing





Wink






i know only too well mate, only the other night i was cleaning the steering colum on the car and unfortunately got stuck at a set of traffic lights Shocked and would you know it the car conked out as well Crying or Very sad

took hours for green flag to arrive but by that time id nodded off
next thing i knew pc plod was fondling me against my wishes Big Cry honest guv ! its for medicinal purposes
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Havank



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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
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caz



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I hear you assisted him with his enquires! Wink
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george micheal



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caz wrote:
I hear you assisted him with his enquires! Wink



i try to please caz Wink

he took down my particulars and it just carried on from there Shocked honest guv ! its for medicinal purposes
Post #59925 Tue Oct 03 2006 9:21pm
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george micheal



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he had a big limp as well Thud honest guv ! its for medicinal purposes
Post #59926 Tue Oct 03 2006 9:23pm
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Havank



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but George,

where did the splif came from???
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george micheal



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Havank wrote:
but George,

where did the splif came from???





splif ?? what splif Whistle honest guv ! its for medicinal purposes
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caz



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I bet he didn't have a big limp for long!!! Shocked
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george micheal



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caz wrote:
I bet he didn't have a big limp for long!!! Shocked



well he did know what he was doing caz years of experience has learnt him how to deal with the needs of a person in need Rolling Eyes honest guv ! its for medicinal purposes
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caz



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And I bet he said it was his truncheon!!! Shocked
Post #59933 Tue Oct 03 2006 9:33pm
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george micheal



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caz wrote:
And I bet he said it was his truncheon!!! Shocked



Shocked said he would hit me over the head with it Shocked

and bash places i didnt even know i had Big Cry honest guv ! its for medicinal purposes
Post #59934 Tue Oct 03 2006 9:35pm
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JayMann



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caz wrote:
Hi Jay how was your day? Smile


Hi caz


Not had a good one today to busy no time to eat gonna get some thing now and guess what theres Censored all food here (i'm at home now well i think thats what it's called the place i go to sleep ) Smile RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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And A Van For Rex!

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WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)
Post #59935 Tue Oct 03 2006 9:36pm
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george micheal



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think i should ask cliff if i can be his plumbers mate?

i fancy exploring manholes etc Shocked honest guv ! its for medicinal purposes
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