An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the Italian front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and had made it to Southampton, England, there to board a train bound for a few days in London.

The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only seat unoccupied was directly across from a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog.

The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?"

The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little Fifi is using that seat?"

The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog in the opposite seat.

Again he asked, "Please, lady. Can I sit there? I'm very tired."

The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also quite arrogant. Imagine!"

The soldier leaned against the swaying wall of the train and again asked if he could please sit down.

The lady said, "Not only are you Americans rude and arrogant, you're also very inconsiderate."

The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog and tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.

An English gentleman, sitting across the aisle said, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out of the window!" Malaysia Boleh!
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A German family head out one Saturday to do some shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up an England football shirt and says to his sister, "I've decided to be an England supporter and I would like this for my birthday."

His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to your mother." So off goes the little lad with the white and red football shirt in hand and finds his mother. "Mum?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like this shirt for my birthday". The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head twice and says, "Go talk to your father." Off he goes with the football shirt in hand and finds his father. "Dad?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like this shirt for my birthday." The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head 4 times and says: "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!" About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns to his son and says; "Son, I hope you've learned something today?" The son says, "Yes dad I have." "Good son, what is it?" The son replies, "I've only been an England supporter for an hour and already I hate you German B4stards" 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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TB - England joke to close for comfort!

SuperT, it would never happen for real.

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Result: 1 - 0 to Brazil.


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Don't get it... do I need to know stuff about football for this one?  

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Can't be doing with football and I tend to tune out if it's on the telly or radio so didn't know... even now that I do know, I don't feel my life is any different than it was 60 secs ago

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An English family head out one Saturday to do some shopping.

While in the sports shop the son picks up a Scotland football shirt and

says to his sister, "I've decided to be a Scotland Supporter and I would like this for my birthday."


His sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the
head and says, "Go talk to our mother."





So off goes the little lad with the Blue Football shirt in hand and finds
his mother. "Mum?"





"Yes son?"





"I've decided I'm going to be a Scotland supporter and I would like this
shirt for my birthday".





The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the
head and says, "Go talk to your father."





Off he goes with the football shirt in hand and finds his father.

"Dad?"





"Yes son?"




"I've decided I'm going to be a Scotland supporter and I would
like this shirt for my birthday."





The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the
head and says: "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"





About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading
towards

home. The father turns to his son and says; "Son, I hope you've
learned something today?"





The son says, "Yes dad I have."





"Good son, what is it?"





The son replies, "I've only been a Scotland supporter for an hour
and already I hate you English B******s."

 

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