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NTBeyond

Member Since: 03 Nov 2010
Location: Darwin
Posts: 28

2010 Range Rover Sport 3.0 TDV6 S Zermatt Silver

Possible Joke

Ever tried "Rodeo Sex"?

It's where you get your woman on all fours and enter her from behind.

Then with your right hand, you reach around and cup her right breast.
Likewise with your left hand to her left breast.

Lean forward slowly and whisper in her ear............ "Darling, these feel just like your sisters".

Try and hold on for 8 seconds. 2014 SDV6 HSE, Panoramic Roof, 825w sound, Surround Cameras
Gone: MY10, TDV6 Sport, Zermatt Silver, Sunroof, 18" Rally alloys.
2006 Pajero Exceed, Silver

Fri Jul 08 2011 6:08am

skibum

Member Since: 07 Sep 2006
Location: North West
Posts: 135

2007 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Stornoway Grey

Nice one!!!!

TDV6 HSE 2007 model, Stornoway Grey, Ivory leather,Privacy glass, Premium ICE Pack, side steps, tasmod sills, now towbar and seat covers

Tue Jul 19 2011 11:28am

BKHK

Member Since: 05 May 2008
Location: Perth
Posts: 1942

2010 Range Rover Sport Supercharged Java Black

And only about 25 years old.....still its probably more like the truth and not a joke for Darwin.

Tue Jul 19 2011 12:30pm

Siberianfox

Member Since: 12 Mar 2011
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 1495

2011 Range Rover Sport 3.0 TDV6 HSE Siberian Silver

Also has a massive loop hole in it.... WHat if your wife doesnt have a sister?

Tue Jul 19 2011 12:42pm

Bradders

Member Since: 08 Oct 2009
Location: Leeds
Posts: 2515

Siberianfox wrote:
Also has a massive loop hole in it.... WHat if your wife doesnt have a sister?

FF 4.4 V8 Soooo looking forward to this bad boy
Ex 2006 RRS SC - garbage
Ex 2016 135i M Sport - dream car
Ex 2003 RS6 Avant - piece of cr*p
Ex 2014 320d X Drive, M Sport Touring - ok I guess
Ex 2007 RRS TDV8 - bloody loved it
EX 2007 FL2 XS - not so bad

Tue Jul 19 2011 1:32pm

npinks
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Member Since: 26 Nov 2007
Location: Watching
Posts: 6716

Siberianfox wrote:
Also has a massive loop hole in it.... WHat if your wife doesnt have a sister?

Simples

if they don't have a sister, then insert the word, mother, gran, nanna, dad/brother

the latter will get her bucking like a prize bull

Tue Jul 19 2011 3:43pm

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