Jed, I think the correct terminology is Goddess.... Only Kidding.

You could try the John Innes however I dont think you would be going anywhere fast... Although you may grow a few plants or some tomatoes would be nice...... 

Looks nice Don't you feel good now when you look out of the window.Plus side aswell who needs the gym

I felt good yes when I went to bed last night having a sparkling car outside.

BUT !!!!

This morning, after a flock of geese have flown over the house i stood in horror and watched as they all deposited their bowels on my car !!!! ARGHHHHHHHHH

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She could well be right but a car is easier to look after than a spouse.

Royle wrote:

She could well be right but a car is easier to look after than a spouse.

and cheaper

Trying to put a few pictures into a gallery but it wont. Heres my shiny car tonight it almost looks purple ! !

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You didn't go through the process of washing it like you did yesterday again did you? Or is it just clean from you getting the bird crap off this morning.

I washed it this morning dried it the used quick detailer! 

Sorry - seems like I'm a bit late to this post... but I thought I'd share some links to some of the best detailing advice on the other side of the pond. Not sure if anyone here has heard of Todd Cooperider - he's just about one of the best detailers in the US. He owns a detailing company called Esoteric Auto Detail.

He talks at length about his various techniques - check out these sites, especially the second link:

http://www.esotericdetail.com/
http://www.detailedimage.com/Ask-a-Pro/author/todd-cooperider/

*Disclaimer - I do not work for nor endorse any of these products/companies. If you're obsessed with keeping your car clean I think you'll find the content riveting and highly informational.

The second site has tons of detailing walk-throughs - some of the work is just incredible. I'm constantly amazed at what the pros can do!

Hope you enjoy it!

Foxy,
Have you been dogging again,sounds very upmarket that venue
Was Ady hiding in the bushes as chaperone  MY2011 HSE Santorini/Ivory/Piano Black/Privacy Glass/TV .Sadly gone.
Audi A5 Sportback Black Edition 3.0 tdi quattro S Line

Nice one Foxy - wash your car and then take piccies of it at night  FF 4.4 V8 Soooo looking forward to this bad boy
Ex 2006 RRS SC - garbage
Ex 2016 135i M Sport - dream car
Ex 2003 RS6 Avant - piece of cr*p
Ex 2014 320d X Drive, M Sport Touring - ok I guess
Ex 2007 RRS TDV8 - bloody loved it
EX 2007 FL2 XS - not so bad

Bradders, I only a took a picture of it as it looked a completely different colour ! It looked purple !
Chris, it was at Coniston Hall where the Landrover Experience Centre Is. Ady has gone off the Radar at the moment, think hes topping up his fake tan for real.
Although i did wonder why someone was flashing his lights at me in the car park, i never thought anything of it !!!
WOOF !  

It's nice at coniston hall, freel2 had a meet there in may, did a bit of clay pigeon shooting, was going to have a pint, but been with the 15 gayest members On there they thought the bar was too busy as it was fully of brides maids and ladies in short dresses at a wedding so we went to a pub with no ladies instead