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ChrisP

Member Since: 26 Jan 2008
Location: Derbyshire Dales
Posts: 1392

2011 Range Rover Sport 3.0 TDV6 HSE Santorini Black

Insurance for sexual activities

The following is a list of the correct insurance companies for sex .........

SEX with your wife - legal & general

SEX with your future wife - Mutual Trust

SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability

SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union

SEX on the telephone - Direct line

SEX with your biographer - Quote me happy

SEX in a hurry- Insure & go

SEX with your boyfriend -standard life

SEX with a transvestite - confused .. com

SEX with some one different - go compare . com

SEX with an animal - compare the meerkat . com

SEX with a fat bird - More Than

SEX on the back seat - sheila's wheels

SEX with an o.a.p - saga

SEX with a posh bird - privilege .com

SEX with a sheep - Farmers Union MY2011 HSE Santorini/Ivory/Piano Black/Privacy Glass/TV .Sadly gone.
Audi A5 Sportback Black Edition 3.0 tdi quattro S Line

Wed Jan 05 2011 2:35pm

Endjin

Member Since: 22 Jun 2007
Location: Aberdeenshire
Posts: 2087

2013 Discovery HSE Luxury - 3.0 SDV6 - Santorini Black
2013 Evoque 5 Door Pure Tech SD4 - Orkney Grey with Panoramic Roof (Mrs E's new baby)

GONE - RRS - 3.0 TDV6 HSE - Santorini (2010)
GONE - RRS - 2.7 TDV6 HSE - Java Black (2007)
GONE - Porsche Boxster S - 3.2 - Black

Wed Jan 05 2011 2:51pm

Tboner

Member Since: 03 Dec 2008
Location: Bucks - UK
Posts: 447

2014 5.0SC AB

Gone 5.0 SC

Wed Jan 05 2011 3:24pm

Jimmy_75000

Member Since: 06 Oct 2006
Location: London, UK
Posts: 1146

2010 Range Rover Sport 3.0 TDV6 HSE Stornoway Grey

Range Rover Vogue ‘17 TDV6

Gone: Range Rover Vogue '11 4.4TDV8, Range Rover Sport ‘59, Range Rover Sport ‘56

Wed Jan 05 2011 3:40pm

SachaR

Member Since: 13 Nov 2007
Location: Udine
Posts: 508

2007 Range Rover Sport TDV8 HSE Java Black

RRS TDV8 HSE 2007- JAVA Black/Black interior,
UK BMW M3 CSL SB- now sold
1968 Innocenti mini

Wed Jan 05 2011 3:59pm

Very Annoyed
Site Moderator

Member Since: 23 Aug 2005
Location: bat-wielding monkey-spanking tough-love zero-tolerance Euro-sceptic moderator - So just watch it!
Posts: 19459

Oh no I insure with the NFU!
2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
2009 Alaska TDV8 - Gone and much missed.

WINNER - 2009 �Idler Of The Year� Award
Runner Up - 2009 �Just Doing What It�s Designed To Do� Award

DO NOT CLICK HERE!

Wed Jan 05 2011 4:03pm

lespes

Member Since: 16 Jun 2008
Location: Channel Islands
Posts: 1052

2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

I have sex with my Landrover

Wed Jan 05 2011 4:08pm

DSL

Member Since: 17 May 2006
Location: Heelands/Cobham (delete as appropriate)
Posts: 1045

Me to!!

Wed Jan 05 2011 4:15pm

Jimmy_75000

Member Since: 06 Oct 2006
Location: London, UK
Posts: 1146

Sex with a sailor - Admiral... Range Rover Vogue ‘17 TDV6

Gone: Range Rover Vogue '11 4.4TDV8, Range Rover Sport ‘59, Range Rover Sport ‘56

Wed Jan 05 2011 4:24pm

npinks
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Member Since: 26 Nov 2007
Location: Watching
Posts: 6716

copied and emailed around our company office

Wed Jan 05 2011 4:30pm

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