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shmoogle



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Post #21260 Wed Mar 29 2006 8:15am
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Bobby



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John had been saving to buy a motorcycle for a long time. Now he had enough to get one, so he went down to the sales lot to pick one out.

After making the deal, the salesman tells him "If it rains, make sure you coat the bike with Vaseline to keep it from rusting up." and gives John a jumbo size jar of Vaseline.

Well, John stops at a bar on his way home and meets a girl. After a few drinks, they decide to go back to her place. As they are getting off the bike the girl says “I should mention that we have a rule at my house. Whoever speaks first, has to wash all the dirty dishes."

He agrees and follows her inside. Once inside, the house rule takes on a new meaning, as John sees that there are dishes stacked as high as possible on every table in the house.

Determined to make someone else speak first, John grabs his new girlfriend and forces his will on her right there in front of her mother and father! But no one said a word.

So John then grabs her mother and forces his will on her right there in front of his new girlfriend, and her father! But still no one said a word!

Just then there was a clap of thunder and the first few drops of rain started to fall.

Remembering what the salesman had told him, John reached in his pocket and pulled out the jar of Vaseline.

And the father yelled "Wait! Stop! You Win! You Win!" Malaysia Boleh!
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Post #21275 Wed Mar 29 2006 8:38am
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shmoogle



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Post #21278 Wed Mar 29 2006 8:44am
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JayMann



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I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)
Post #21279 Wed Mar 29 2006 8:46am
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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Nice one Bobby! Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award Sad
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Post #21281 Wed Mar 29 2006 8:52am
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JayMann



Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
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Anyone heard this before on radio 1 one of the funniest things ive heard


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I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)
Post #21473 Wed Mar 29 2006 1:12pm
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Bobby



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Malaysia 2006 Range Rover Sport Supercharged Chawton White

THE NINE MOST IMPORTANT MEN IN A WOMAN'S LIFE:

1. THE DOCTOR: because he says : "Take your clothes off"
2. THE DENTIST: because he says : "Open wide"
3. THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says : "Do you want it teased or blown"
4. THE MILKMAN: because he says: "Do you want it in the front or the back?"
5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says : "Once it's in, you'll love it"
6. THE SHARE BROKER: because he says: "It will rise gradually and maintain it's peak for a long-long-long time".
7. THE BANKER: because he says: "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.”
8. THE HUNTER: because he "Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots".
9. THE TELKOM GUY: because he says: "Would you like it on the table or against the wall.

And the most annoying is FATHER CHRISTMAS...the bastard only comes once a year! Malaysia Boleh!
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Post #21579 Wed Mar 29 2006 11:32pm
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Post #21581 Thu Mar 30 2006 6:40am
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JayMann



Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898
United Kingdom 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

Laughing Laughing Thumbs Up RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)
Post #21582 Thu Mar 30 2006 7:37am
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Bobby



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Malaysia 2006 Range Rover Sport Supercharged Chawton White

A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in sex. He gives her a pill but warns her it is still experimental. He tells her to slip it in his mashed potatoes at dinner.

So that night at dinner she does.

About a week later she's back at the doctor and she says the pill worked great.
“I put it in the potatoes like you said. It wasn't five minutes and he jumps up, sweeps all the food and dishes to the floor, grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravages me right there on the table.”

The doctor says, “I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.”

“Naaaah” she says, “that's okay. But we aren't going back to Denny's!” Malaysia Boleh!
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Post #21583 Thu Mar 30 2006 7:57am
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shmoogle



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Post #21584 Thu Mar 30 2006 8:26am
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Bobby



Member Since: 07 Jun 2005
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 Malaysia Boleh!
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Tasmod's Sills, Wind Deflectors, LR Sills
Clear Side Repeaters, Towbar
Larini Sports Exhaust, K&N Air Filter
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Post #21730 Fri Mar 31 2006 2:25am
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shmoogle



Member Since: 07 Sep 2005
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Post #21747 Fri Mar 31 2006 8:31am
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Bobby



Member Since: 07 Jun 2005
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Malaysia 2006 Range Rover Sport Supercharged Chawton White

 Malaysia Boleh!
4.2SC Chawton White, Stormers
Tasmod's Sills, Wind Deflectors, LR Sills
Clear Side Repeaters, Towbar
Larini Sports Exhaust, K&N Air Filter
______________________________
WINNER - 2008 'Tech-Head Of The Year' Award
WINNER - 2009 Outstanding Contribution
WINNER - 2009 'Tech-Head Of The Year' Award
Post #21784 Fri Mar 31 2006 9:30am
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Supertrotter



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Bobby wrote:


Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award Sad
Joint runner up - 2009 Outstanding Contribution Award Sad
WINNER - 2008 ‘Best Thread’ Award – Beautiful Women Of The World Very Happy
Runner Up - 2008 Comedian Of The Year Award Sad
Runner Up - 2008’s Funniest Incident Sad

06 RRS TDV6 HSE, Java/Ebony, PTI, Running Boards, Privacy, S/C Grille/Vents, Stormers, Tasmods - GONE - Surprised(
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