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JayMann



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One day Superman was flying around feeling really horny.

Suddenly he sees Wonderwoman lying naked on a roof. He then thinks to himself “man, I am as fast as lightning. I can quickly go down and have my way with her and then leave'.

So he swoops down, does what he wanted and then flew away.

Wonderwoman then suddenly said “what the hell was that!??

“I don't know”, said the Invisable Man, “but my ass hurts like crazy!” Malaysia Boleh!
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" WITH MORE EXTRAS THAN A HOLLYWOOD EPIC "
Post #20906 Mon Mar 27 2006 11:34pm
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Bobby



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A woman is just about to give birth in the hospital when she says to the doctor, "Doc, do me a favor. Tell me what color the baby is as its being born."

The doctor is understandably a little puzzled at this. "Why don't you know what color the child is going to be?"

"Well", says the woman, "The problem is that I'm a porno actress and the child was conceived during the making of a film. I have no idea who the father is."

"OK", says the doctor, "I'll do it for you but it is most unusual."

The baby begins to be born and the doctor says, "Here comes the head, it seems to have yellow skin and the eyes are slanted. Was one of the actors Chinese?"
"Yes, doctor he was", says the woman.

"Wait", says the doctor," The chest and arms are out and they seem to be very dark. Was one of the actors black?"
"Yes, doctor he was."

"Wait, now the legs are out and they're brown. Was one of the actors Asian?"
"Yes, doctor he was."

So the doctor pulls the baby free and gives it the traditional slap on the back. The baby lets out a healthy "Waaaahh" and starts crying.

"Oh, thank God for that!" says the woman, "for a moment there, I expected it to bark!" Malaysia Boleh!
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Good one, Bobby! Thumbs Up 

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Ugly bloke walks into the pub with a huge grin on his face.
"What are you looking so happy about?" asks the barman
"Well", said the minger "I live near the railway line and on my way home, I found a women tied to the tracks."
"So I freed her, and we made mad, passionate love all night."
"Wow, really?" asked the barman.
"Did you get a b**w job?"
"Nah", replied the moose "I couldn't find her head!" Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award Sad
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ugghh... not sure on that one!!

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I'm merely here to offend Wink

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It was After Eight.
He turned the light out for a bit of Black Magic!
He slipped his hand inside her Snickers & showed her his Curly Wurly.
Not keen to have Jelly Babies, she let him take a trip up the Bourneville Boulevard.
She screamed with Turkish Delight as he took out his King Size Mars Bar
It felt a bit Crunchie and she wanted some Time Out
But he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her Pink Wafers! Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award Sad
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superb..
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Promise this is the last bl**dy awful joke:

A bloke pops round to see his mate who's broken his leg.
His feet are getting cold so asks his mate to pop upstairs and get his slippers.
Bloke gets upstairs and sees his mates 2 gorgeous twin daughters and says to them "Your dad sent me up here to s**g you both".
"No he didn't!" replies one of the stunners.
"Yes he did and I'll prove it". So he shouts down "Both of them?"
Billy shouts "Of course, both of them...."

Why oh why do I do it? Embarassed Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award Sad
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Runner Up - 2008 Comedian Of The Year Award Sad
Runner Up - 2008’s Funniest Incident Sad

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JayMann



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Very good Supertrotter Thumbs Up RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
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WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)
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Bobby



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 Malaysia Boleh!
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JayMann



Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
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United Kingdom 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

Laughing Laughing RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)
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