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WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)
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I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)
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Quasimodo returns home from a long and hard day ringing the cathedral bells to be greeted by his wife with a wok in her hands.
‘Fantastic’ he says ‘Is it Chinese tonight then Esmerelda?’
‘Oh no’ she says’ I was just ironing your shirt.’

What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog seller?
“Make me one with everything”

What do elephants have for dinner?
An hour – just like all the other animals get!!!

Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One says to the other. “Can you smell fish?”

Why did the leprechaun wear two condoms?
To be sure, to be sure!

Q. What’s white and fluffy and lives in trees?
A. A Meringue-utan.

A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his underpants…
…the barman asks “Is that painful?”
The man replies “YEAH! It’s driving me nuts!”

Did you hear about the crab who went to the disco
He pulled a mussel.

What do you call a ferret on ecstacy?
Madferret
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Mossy - too clean but Thumbs Up

Bobby - Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
2009 Alaska TDV8 - Gone and much missed.



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United Kingdom 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
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BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
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And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)
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Very Annoyed wrote:
Mossy - too clean but Thumbs Up

Bobby - Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter


I know but it is a familly show... incidentally, the last time someone tried to sell me the "Familly Show" line I was in Amsterdam and the sentence went something like...

"Nice familly show, no sticky seats!" Shocked
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Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
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United Kingdom 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

Laughing RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)
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Tasmod's Sills, Wind Deflectors, LR Sills
Clear Side Repeaters, Towbar
Larini Sports Exhaust, K&N Air Filter
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WINNER - 2009 Outstanding Contribution
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Offended???? US? Laughing Laughing

Excellent Bobby! Thumbs Up 

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