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| Very Annoyed Site Moderator Member Since: 23 Aug 2005 Location: bat-wielding monkey-spanking tough-love zero-tolerance Euro-sceptic moderator - So just watch it! Posts: 19459  
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On Friday I will attending a rather alcoholic lunch and have been advised that the method of transport I should use is the train. Please explain what I need to do. I have a station for these vehicles within walking distance but what happens when I arrive at the terminal? All advise needed. 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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Mon Apr 07 2008 3:24pm |
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| JayMann Member Since: 19 Jan 2006 Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto! Posts: 22898 
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Are you joking that you've never use a train before RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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Mon Apr 07 2008 3:41pm |
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| shmoogle Member Since: 07 Sep 2005 Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you! Posts: 24350
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Can't you just get your train butler to take care of it for you? |
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Mon Apr 07 2008 3:43pm |
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| Very Annoyed Site Moderator Member Since: 23 Aug 2005 Location: bat-wielding monkey-spanking tough-love zero-tolerance Euro-sceptic moderator - So just watch it! Posts: 19459
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I've seen one but these are slightly different nowadays - The one I remember had steam and a big chimney. Do they have waiter service? 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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Mon Apr 07 2008 3:46pm |
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| shmoogle Member Since: 07 Sep 2005 Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you! Posts: 24350
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Not on the Guildford to Waterloo line they don't |
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Mon Apr 07 2008 3:51pm |
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| Very Annoyed Site Moderator Member Since: 23 Aug 2005 Location: bat-wielding monkey-spanking tough-love zero-tolerance Euro-sceptic moderator - So just watch it! Posts: 19459
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Who will take my coat then? 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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Mon Apr 07 2008 3:53pm |
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| shmoogle Member Since: 07 Sep 2005 Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you! Posts: 24350
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Anyone, if you give them the chance. Remember to take your wallet and Bic out first! |
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Mon Apr 07 2008 3:54pm |
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| JayMann Member Since: 19 Jan 2006 Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto! Posts: 22898
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Bic's you mean he has 6 of them now don't you know? RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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Mon Apr 07 2008 3:56pm |
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| shmoogle Member Since: 07 Sep 2005 Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you! Posts: 24350
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Yeah, all different colours and all lined up across his pocket.
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Mon Apr 07 2008 3:57pm |
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| Very Annoyed Site Moderator Member Since: 23 Aug 2005 Location: bat-wielding monkey-spanking tough-love zero-tolerance Euro-sceptic moderator - So just watch it! Posts: 19459
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I presume there is a jovial ticket seller at the station just like the ones in the films. 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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Mon Apr 07 2008 3:59pm |
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| shmoogle Member Since: 07 Sep 2005 Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you! Posts: 24350
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A surefire way to get both your hand and leg removed in one swift motion when you discover it's the fast service and isn't stopping! |
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Mon Apr 07 2008 4:04pm |
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| Very Annoyed Site Moderator Member Since: 23 Aug 2005 Location: bat-wielding monkey-spanking tough-love zero-tolerance Euro-sceptic moderator - So just watch it! Posts: 19459
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This is most strange - what entertainment is supplied on the journey? 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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Mon Apr 07 2008 4:07pm |
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| Endjin Member Since: 22 Jun 2007 Location: Aberdeenshire Posts: 2087 
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Well, There's the, Drunk guy trying to tap up the old lady for a couple of quid to buy a coffee, show. or you may choose to play the "avoid standing in someone elses urine in the toilet" game. and last but not least - There's the age old and very popular - "Can anyone tell me what the announcer just said over the tannoy" game. All great fun  2013 Discovery HSE Luxury - 3.0 SDV6 - Santorini Black
2013 Evoque 5 Door Pure Tech SD4 - Orkney Grey with Panoramic Roof (Mrs E's new baby) GONE - RRS - 3.0 TDV6 HSE - Santorini (2010) GONE - RRS - 2.7 TDV6 HSE - Java Black (2007) GONE - Porsche Boxster S - 3.2 - Black  Last edited by Endjin on Mon Apr 07 2008 4:13pm. Edited 1 time in total |
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Mon Apr 07 2008 4:11pm |
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| shmoogle Member Since: 07 Sep 2005 Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you! Posts: 24350
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Or you can see how quickly someone enters the completely empty carriage only to sit right next to you! And they haven't washed in 3 months! It's great! |
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Mon Apr 07 2008 4:13pm |
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