Take the time it is very interesting


Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three
who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.



Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates.



Candidate A.



Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
Martinis a day.





Candidate B.


He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.


Candidate C


He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks
an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.


Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first... no
peeking, then scroll down for the response.
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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.


And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said
YES, you just killed Beethoven.


Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
someone.


Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading...



Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember: Amateurs...built the Ark.

Professionals...built the Titanic




And finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little
more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse

* 7 have been arrested for fraud

* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks

* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

* 3 have done time for assault

* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...

Can you guess which organization this is?





Give up yet?




It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group
that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the
rest of the world in line.

Wonder what the UK statistics are like

I wouldn't like to comment!

Saw something like this some time back, cant remember what the company was, but it is an eye opener

its a good one Cliff - old, but good

http://www.rrsport.co.uk/forum/topic3936.html

Kaine wrote:

its a good one Cliff - old, but good

A bit like Cliff

ENVOY wrote:

Kaine wrote:

its a good one Cliff - old, but good

A bit like Cliff

When me woz having 48-hour non-stop jiggy-jiggy wiv me main-bitch pussy, she told me Cliff iz no good in der sack. Not that I iz wanting to spread der rumours, you hear man? Live-and-let-live is wot me and der bruvvers say, until we has to take 'em out wiv me guns or me knifes!

ENVOY wrote:

Kaine wrote:

its a good one Cliff - old, but good

A bit like Cliff

Younger than you

Theres many a good tune played on an old fiddle

Unless it is a knackered old fiddle

unless its a f*t knackered lumpy old fiddle  

with a broken string

pussy wrote:

with a broken string

and a little bow to play it with ?  

well you can't pluck it