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pussy



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thanks for your thoughts Aljo Thumbs Up Crying or Very sad

and Ivery, you are all a tonic. Thumbs Up no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.

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Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

problem now solved, my PA left yesterday and no it wasn't because of me before you all start, Very Happy we put a package together last night and she is coming back, I have been interviewing for a month, uuuuurrrrgh. Just had the news, if their was a skipping smiley you would all see it. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Thumbs Up


happy pussy Very Happy Very Happy no regrets!
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Post #109679 Sun May 20 2007 10:26am
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"Booze and prescription drugs"

Works even better when you're happy. Razz
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The GIFT

Wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband.
'Buy me a surprise for my birthday!' she said. 'Something that
accelerates from 0 to 100 really fast! And I would prefer a blue one!'

Happy and excited she was counting down the days for her birthday. And
finally she got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully
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He will be out of hospital shortly !

What was the gift ?

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Post #110617 Wed May 23 2007 10:22pm
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JayMann



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Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
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United Kingdom 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

Laughing Laughing Thumbs Up RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)
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Laughing Laughing Laughing your gonna go straight to hell for that one Wink
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Brian Mason



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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
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Vegetable Follies.
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Hang on.., I got emailed those jokes on Monday??? Shocked Laughing Laughing MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
Post #110774 Thu May 24 2007 12:24pm
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Brian Mason

Apart from the fact that you're odd, enjoy blow up dolls, spend too much time with sheep, agree that aljo is a bit ac/dc , have no respect for Colonials, keep very bad company and use more than your fair share of Kleenex.......
what's your point ?
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Brian Mason



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All the above is correct. Thumbs Up

However, I just wondered how you got the same email as me, in the same week, upside down, halfway across the world? Dont tell me I share the same social circle with a deported criminal??? Shocked MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
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Brian Mason
It's not ME that's ars& up Evil or Very Mad
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