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aljo



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ENVOY wrote:
Am i being a bit dim but why does my ring hurt Rolling Eyes


is it because i keep leaving my self wide open yet again for sexual abuse from


" back entry brian " but ha ho Rolling Eyes




Shocked pleased its just decorum i dont have Whistle 
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ENVOY



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aljo wrote:
ENVOY wrote:
Am i being a bit dim but why does my ring hurt Rolling Eyes


is it because i keep leaving my self wide open yet again for sexual abuse from


" back entry brian " but ha ho Rolling Eyes




I wish it were me instead of Brian Big Cry Whistle


Shocked Shocked no fighting over me please Rolling Eyes some of my Previous cars
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aljo



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ENVOY wrote:
aljo wrote:
ENVOY wrote:
Am i being a bit dim but why does my ring hurt Rolling Eyes


is it because i keep leaving my self wide open yet again for sexual abuse from


" back entry brian " but ha ho Rolling Eyes




I wish it were me instead of Brian Big Cry Whistle


Shocked Shocked no fisting me please Rolling Eyes








wouldnt dream of it mate Shocked 
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ENVOY



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aljo wrote:
ENVOY wrote:
aljo wrote:
ENVOY wrote:
Am i being a bit dim but why does my ring hurt Rolling Eyes


is it because i keep leaving my self wide open yet again for sexual abuse from


" back entry brian " but ha ho Rolling Eyes




I wish it were me instead of Brian Big Cry Whistle


Shocked Shocked no fisting me please Rolling Eyes








thats what i dream of dream mate





NO NO NO NO NO WAY Hosea Shocked Shocked Shocked some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney
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aljo



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ENVOY wrote:


NO NO NO NO NO WAY Hosea Shocked Shocked Shocked




your just playing hard to get Shocked


brians got his marigolds ready Whistle 
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Brian Mason



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aljo wrote:
ENVOY wrote:


NO NO NO NO NO WAY Hosea Shocked Shocked Shocked




your just playing hard to get Shocked


brians got his marigolds ready Whistle


Errrrrrrrr, NO! Evil or Very Mad MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
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aljo



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Brian Mason wrote:
aljo wrote:
ENVOY wrote:


NO NO NO NO NO WAY Hosea Shocked Shocked Shocked




your just playing hard to get Shocked


brians got his marigolds ready Whistle


yessssssssss come on big boy lets get it on: Razz






Shocked 
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Brian Mason



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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Evil or Very Mad MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
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Cliff H



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A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the
bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up.

Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.

It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the
envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

"Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a
scene with Mum and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but
I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes,
and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the
woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a
dream of Having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, Really
hurt anyone.We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other
People in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS,
so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know
your many grandchildren.

Love, your son, John.




P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's
house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in
life than the school report that's on my desk.

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
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Brian Mason



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Clever! Laughing Laughing MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
Post #108029 Thu May 10 2007 12:44pm
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pussy



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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up good one Mr. Herriot, vitunry sir Razz no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.
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Cliff H



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Time for the examination pussy Wink Laughing
Post #108091 Thu May 10 2007 6:05pm
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pussy



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Wink Thumbs Up no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.
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Brian Mason



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Cliff H wrote:
Time for the examination pussy Wink Laughing


On with the gown and rubber gloves then Cliff??? Whistle MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
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ENVOY



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Brian Mason wrote:
Cliff H wrote:
Time for the examination pussy Wink Laughing


On with the miners helmet and light then Cliff??? Whistle



Bit strong Brian Whistle Whistle some of my Previous cars
--------------------------------
P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney
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