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Brian Mason



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aljo wrote:
and the only thing brian would be pumping up is his imaginery rubber lady friend ..."Big Bertha" more commonly know as ."Back Entry Bertha" Shocked Whistle

she must have a slow puncture cos he says it keeps going down on him Rolling Eyes


An over-enthusiastic love-bite! Embarassed

ODE TO IVERY
There once was a Censored called ivery
Whose boyfriend was a big aborigine
His mate's name was Jack
Who didnt take it up the crack
So ivery said "Oh go on then, shove it up me!" Laughing MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
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re ODE TO IVERY

That's a mouthful Shocked

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Brian Mason



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ivery819 wrote:
re ODE TO IVERY

I love it up the bum but take it in the mouth too!!! Shocked

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter


You kinky depraved colonial ex-cons! Rolling Eyes MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
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ODE TO IVERY
REPLY

On this forum I met Brian Mason
and heard what he puts his worn face on
through clenched teeth he hissed
"I'm getting real sick of this
everything tastes of old fish"
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ivery819 wrote:
ODE TO IVERY
REPLY

On this forum I met Brian Mason
and heard what he puts his worn face on
through clenched teeth he hissed
"I'm getting real sick of this
everything tastes of old fish"


Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
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ENVOY



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Ivery Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down

Brian Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down


An ode to aljo

There once was a Northerner called aljo
with a face like a sack of coal
not only was he ugly and thick
he loved to suck some southern dick
because he preferred the woman's role

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Laughing Laughing Thumbs Up

ODE TO ENVOY
Envoy was a big fat lump
Whose dick was incredibly small
All the girls, he couldn't hump
So it's up the boys bum with his tool! MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
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Quote "There once was a Northerner called aljo"

I can't do pommie regional. Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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aljo



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NEWS FLASH!!!



Scientists have discovered intelligent Northern DNA in lots of women.




































Unfortunatley 95% of them spat it out!






Whistle Whistle 
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ENVOY



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ivery819 wrote:
Quote "There once was a Northerner called aljo"

I can't do pommie regional. Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes



Sorry ivery i will try and put things into context

Midlands= really nice normal people

Southerners= rude people trying to be posh

Northerners= dim people just trying to survive

i think that sums it up Whistle Whistle


Im sure that someone will correct me Whistle Whistle some of my Previous cars
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aljo



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ENVOY wrote:
ivery819 wrote:
Quote "There once was a Northerner called aljo"

I can't do pommie regional. Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes



Sorry ivery i will try and put things into context

Midlands= really nice normal people

Southerners= rude people trying to be posh

Northerners= dim people just trying to survive

i think that sums it up Whistle Whistle


Im sure that someone will shove a red hot poker up my bum Whistle Whistle










Evil or Very Mad to f Censored ing right Whistle 

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ENVOY



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also meant to add Northerners have no decorum Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter some of my Previous cars
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aljo



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ENVOY wrote:
also meant to add Northerners have no decorum Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter



i have very good manners Thumbs Up and say polite and flattering words at all times Very Happy



so you can shove that up your bum as well you obese midland f*t f Censored er Whistle 
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aljo wrote:
ENVOY wrote:
also meant to add Northerners have no decorum Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter



i have very no manners at all Embarassed and never say polite and flattering words Censored Censored



so you can shove my Censored up your bum as well you sexy midland hunk Very Happy Very Happy Whistle




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