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aljo

Member Since: 13 Jun 2006
Location: West Sussex
Posts: 3243

2011 Range Rover Sport 3.0 TDV6 HSE Santorini Black

ENVOY wrote:
You want to put that on your VAT returns ENVOY'S might erection (no VAT to pay this month)

and how would i explain that to the nice mr vat man ?

services rendered ?

Thu May 03 2007 10:43pm

pussy

Member Since: 22 Feb 2007
Location: uk
Posts: 1749

ENVOY wrote:
Hopefully it will keep me awake all night not sure pussy will be there OH WELL nothing new there

yes i will i could do with a laugh

no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.

Thu May 03 2007 10:43pm

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823

2013 Range Rover Sport SDV6 Autobiography Arctic Frost

aljo wrote:
ENVOY wrote:
You want to put that on your VAT returns ENVOY'S might erection (no VAT to pay this month)

and how would i explain that to the nice mr vat man ?

services rendered ?

Is that VAT deductable

I will have to try that one

some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
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Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
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Landrover Defender 110
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Thu May 03 2007 10:47pm

aljo

Member Since: 13 Jun 2006
Location: West Sussex
Posts: 3243

ENVOY wrote:
aljo wrote:
ENVOY wrote:
You want to put that on your VAT returns ENVOY'S might erection (no VAT to pay this month)

and how would i explain that to the nice mr vat man ?

services rendered ?

Is that VAT deductable I will have to try that one

depends if the deposit is classed as business use

Thu May 03 2007 10:49pm

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823

Tricky one my friend, i suppose if it were for the benefit of the business, ie to make sure a client was happy with his goods then YES convincing the VAT man might be a different story Worse has been done im sure some of my Previous cars
--------------------------------
P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

Thu May 03 2007 10:55pm

Brian Mason

Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326

2012 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Sumatra Black

VAT= Viagra Activated Tackle? MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Thu May 03 2007 11:45pm

pussy

Member Since: 22 Feb 2007
Location: uk
Posts: 1749

do not forget E, you have define if it is worth persueing things in business and if it is worth paying vat.

remember some things do not grow in the shade no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.

Fri May 04 2007 6:49am

shmoogle

Member Since: 07 Sep 2005
Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!
Posts: 24350

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Fri May 04 2007 7:01am

ivery819

Member Since: 16 Jan 2007
Location: --
Posts: 1241

ENVOY

Is that a thwacking tw*t I hear ?

Fri May 04 2007 7:34am

JayMann

Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898

2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

ENVOY wrote:
If i were to do that i would break my fu ng nose

Why would your belly hit you in the face???? RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
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Fri May 04 2007 8:33am

ivery819

Member Since: 16 Jan 2007
Location: --
Posts: 1241

It wouldn't.

As you lean forward to look over it,
eventually you'll fall flat on your face.

Fri May 04 2007 8:41am

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823

Come on you lot back on topic

Jay, you have seen the advert belly's gona get ya

Ivery must have the same problem some of my Previous cars
--------------------------------
P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

Fri May 04 2007 9:05am

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way
they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine
Gum.
He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said."I'm the
one with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury
turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he
slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled
her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs. Miss
Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a
trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as he
always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a
scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar
felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however,
he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a
Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had
been with Burtie Basset who had Allsorts! some of my Previous cars
--------------------------------
P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

Fri May 04 2007 9:05am

shmoogle

Member Since: 07 Sep 2005
Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!
Posts: 24350

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2009 'Tech-Head Of The Year' Award - Runner Up

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Fri May 04 2007 9:11am

ivery819

Member Since: 16 Jan 2007
Location: --
Posts: 1241

ENVOY

Thanks for sharing your intimate knowledge of confectionery .
Pussy must think you're a sweet heart.

Fri May 04 2007 9:40am

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