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ivery819



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Men, are you a cucumber or a banana?

Gentlemen please, rate yourselves: are you a cucumber or a banana in bed? Rolling Eyes

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They call me the Channel Tunnel.... Whistle 

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Brian Mason



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All the girls are called Dartford Tunnel here in Essex! Whistle MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
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All my boyfriends call me the Channel Tunnel..., ohhhh, get those bitches! Embarassed


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A Fool wrote:
All the girls are called Dartford Tunnel here in Essex!


Is that because you can drive your car through them? 

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shmoogle wrote:
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A Fool wrote:
All the girls are called Dartford Tunnel here in Essex!


Is that because you can drive your car through them?


Most Essex girls have had a lot of "traffic" through them!!! I'm a bit more selective about where I park my car? Whistle MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
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Interesting - the answer, for me depends who is in bed with me - nice attractive flesh gets me "bone hard" i.e. 100%, but put some old flabby bag in my bed and I'm afraid I couldn't rise to the occasion Thumbs Up

In short I think erectile dysfunction could be cured very quickly by a 19 yo hooker with juicy lips & a cracking ass Thumbs Up

Please forgive me honesty Whistle

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BANANA

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Knowing my luck, I'd probably end up with the fat bitch in the glasses.., and then definitely no marrow! Embarassed MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
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