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Bobby



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Senior Driving

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,

"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the M7. Please be careful!"

"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!" Malaysia Boleh!
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Oh to be an oldie Wink 

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ENVOY



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Brian Mason



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Bobby wrote:
Senior Driving

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,

"VA, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the M7. Please be careful!"

"Heck," said VA, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"


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TB



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TB



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The results of a recent survey into the subject of Blowjobs show:

6% of the men surveyed like the feeling.

12% of the men surveyed enjoy the sexual excitement.

82% of the men surveyed love the silence!! Arctic Frost TDV6 SE. Aspen Leather, Cherry Wood, Privacy Glass, PTI, Tow Pack, Mudflaps, Tasmods, a new Fuelflap, a RRSport.co.uk umbrella in the boot & a RRSport.co.uk sticker on the rear glass.
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Brian Mason



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TB wrote:
The results of a recent survey into the subject of Blowjobs show:

6% of the men surveyed like the feeling.

12% of the men surveyed enjoy the sexual excitement.

82% of the men surveyed love the silence!!


That's complete rubbish TB.., it MUST be 100%??? Whistle MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
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Brian Mason



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PS- Laughing Laughing Laughing MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
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FFRR Vogue black
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ivery819



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Quote "That's complete rubbish TB.., it MUST be 100%???"

ALL men would like silence but........

Some women can talk underwater with a mouth full of marbles Laughing Laughing
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Brian Mason



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I think I get it? Laughing MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
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ivery819



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18% of us NEVER experience silence no matter what is going on. Evil or Very Mad
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Brian Mason



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No, now you've completely lost me ivery? Is this obscure antipodean humour or something? Confused MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
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ivery819



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SOOO....
quote"obscure antipodean joke"

You've met my MIL then Question Question

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Bobby



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All In The Family

Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together.

One night the 96-year-old fills up a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses.
She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"

The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see."
She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?" she shouts.

The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters.
She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood."

She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door." Malaysia Boleh!
4.2SC Chawton White, Stormers
Tasmod's Sills, Wind Deflectors, LR Sills
Clear Side Repeaters, Towbar
Larini Sports Exhaust, K&N Air Filter
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