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Very Annoyed
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As this is a group chipping session is anyone up for a group fishing session or shall we wait for the factory visit and the dancing girls? 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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Fri Mar 24 2006 10:51am

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Fri Mar 24 2006 10:52am

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Very Annoyed wrote:
Bobby what do they do with the bits left over?

OK, believe it or not, among the other uses, this is intriguing:

In the days of old, when there were 'village doctors', shamans etc., the left over bit was kept by the little boy's (the owner) father or an elder. When the boy got older, this little bit (by now very dried and shrivelled) will be given to him with clear instructions (he would have already heard about this from his mates).

He takes it to the local witch-doctor (or 'bomoh' as is called here). This bomoh will pound the miserable bit together with some secret ingredients while chanting some mumbo-jumbo. Long story short - 2 things. The end result will either be a fine powdery substance or it will be an oily mixture.

Now comes the interesting part. Malaysia Boleh!
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Fri Mar 24 2006 10:58am

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Fri Mar 24 2006 11:04am

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BOBBY - TOO MUCH INFORMATION. 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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Fri Mar 24 2006 11:15am

Bobby

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Sorry about that - went for a quick tea break!

OK. The interesting part!

This powder or oil is a charm and will work wonders for the owner. If he fancies a girl, all he has to do is rub a little oil on any part of her body (accidental brushing). Or if its the powder, put a wee bit into her food or drink and let her take it. Guaranteed, this lass will be looking for the lad the next day! Works like a charm!!! She will simply be very much in love with him!

Sadly, its not transferable. Works only for the owner.

Anyone interested? I know a local 'bomoh' here .... Malaysia Boleh!
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Fri Mar 24 2006 11:25am

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WOW..................

Ok.......

I've just had it done .......

Now i'm off to find my......................................

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Fri Mar 24 2006 11:30am

JayMann

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Very Annoyed wrote:
As this is a group chipping session is anyone up for a group fishing session or shall we wait for the factory visit and the dancing girls?

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Fri Mar 24 2006 1:41pm

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Bobby wrote:

Reminds me of the good old days here. During school holidays, the local muslims will arrange for as many kids as possible for ..... ....ouch ....... ...circumcision .

Hhhhhhmmmmm............. Ok bobby.... here in the UK , during school holidays the local kids round up as many mates as possible and do similar

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Fri Mar 24 2006 4:25pm

Bobby

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MDP wrote:
Bobby wrote:

Reminds me of the good old days here. During school holidays, the local muslims will arrange for as many kids as possible for ..... ....ouch ....... ...circumcision .

Hhhhhhmmmmm............. Ok bobby.... here in the UK , during school holidays the local kids round up as many mates as possible and do similar

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Fri Mar 24 2006 11:56pm

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I've no problem doing a group discount for RRSport members also...it's no skin off my nose or any other part of my anatomy Chips with everything

Sat Mar 25 2006 9:26am

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So TC if circumcision takes about 15% off is that the same discount we are looking at? and will it be as painful? 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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Sat Mar 25 2006 9:53am

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I always make sure my 'patients' are either distracted or or unconcious when paying their bill

I would like to try and go for a group of 10 cars at a time and once I have confirmed figures then I can commit to a discount....I am thinking of somewhere between 10-20% off our retail price depending on confirmed numbers Chips with everything

Sat Mar 25 2006 10:05am

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Isn't it amazing how a thread like this re chipping can get diverted to circumcision. Well done RRSport.co.uk 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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Sat Mar 25 2006 10:10am

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