Sexy Pauly wrote:

baiscally,

i created a fake invoice from a "breakdown company"

if my meter runs out, i say that i came back to the car and it didnt start,

if im caught on a single yellow, i say that the car lost power and i had to pull over and wait for the breakdown company.

it has a friends mobile no on it, and we are at this moment in time creating a webpage for "Mobile Mechanics"

they never question it and always let it go.

erm......highly illegal! Not worth it for my money!

I have an easier solution, buy a gun and shoot the parking warden in the face, so what if its murder....at least you save £30 right?

i have saved so much cash already!

lets face it, i am not dodgy or anything! but i do hate those F'ing RATs!

i feel i have one up on them when i do things like that...
also, i saw one tkain a 20 quid tip the other day... interesting? RR Sport supercharged 06
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Sexy Pauly wrote:

baiscally,

i created a fake invoice from a "breakdown company"

if my meter runs out, i say that i came back to the car and it didnt start,

if im caught on a single yellow, i say that the car lost power and i had to pull over and wait for the breakdown company.

it has a friends mobile no on it, and we are at this moment in time creating a webpage for "Mobile Mechanics"

they never question it and always let it go.

No offence Sexy baby - BUT i f you earn the money you pretend to do you shouldn't care about parking tickets.....

at least i don't fu**** care about them - i just pay them....... and park my cars wherever i want .... 
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XXXAngelXXX wrote:

Sexy Pauly wrote:

baiscally,

i created a fake invoice from a "breakdown company"

if my meter runs out, i say that i came back to the car and it didnt start,

if im caught on a single yellow, i say that the car lost power and i had to pull over and wait for the breakdown company.

it has a friends mobile no on it, and we are at this moment in time creating a webpage for "Mobile Mechanics"

they never question it and always let it go.

No offence Sexy baby - BUT i f you earn the money you pretend to do you shouldn't care about parking tickets.....

at least i don't fu**** care about them - i just pay them....... and park my cars wherever i want ....

GO ANGEL....GO ANGEL.....GO ANGEL.....

Angel

Seems a whole load of trouble to avoid a poxy little fine!

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angel,

it doesnt matter how much im worth, im not stupid, you dont get rich by being generious! would rather spend money on my car, than to pay a wardens salary!

and not really effort, made an invoice, and just fill it in and its done!

its fine you guys carry on paying them then. RR Sport supercharged 06
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Sexy Pauly wrote:

angel,

it doesnt matter how much im worth, im not stupid, you dont get rich by being generious! would rather spend money on my car, than to pay a wardens salary!

and not really effort, made an invoice, and just fill it in and its done!

its fine you guys carry on paying them then.

Where are the Aussies when you need them!!!!!

SP, there is a flaw in your reasoning.................................. it doesn't matter if a traffic warden issues a squillion tickets or none we still have to pay them and worse we have to finance their civil service pension which is totally inflation proof, doesn't matter if the stock market collapses because it gets paid out of taxation and not profits made by investing and is also, at no cost to them, final salary..................... (ok so the final salary isn't vast but the rest of us have to pay for it whether we have a pension fund or not) so you might as well just pay up and not bother with the hassle which could end up with you living at the expense of the rest of us too, which I heard this morning costs £181,000 pa for each person locked up at Her Mag's pleasure .................................. 2020 Pangea Green 1st Edition D240 New Defender 110 is here and loving it
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i think the tickets are almost cheaper than in a parking area where stressed housewifes scratch your car with their handbags and don't even notice it.....

PS: And kam100 before you start - i scratched your front right wheel when you was here and i am really sorry (BMW shouldn't produce RHD cars) 
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Last edited by XXXAngelXXX on Mon Sep 22 2008 1:08pm. Edited 1 time in total

Sexy Pauly wrote:

angel,

it doesnt matter how much im worth, im not stupid, you dont get rich by being generious! would rather spend money on my car, than to pay a wardens salary!

and not really effort, made an invoice, and just fill it in and its done!

its fine you guys carry on paying them then.

Tim in Scotland wrote:

SP, there is a flaw in your reasoning.................................. it doesn't matter if a traffic warden issues a squillion tickets or none we still have to pay them and worse we have to finance their civil service pension which is totally inflation proof, doesn't matter if the stock market collapses because it gets paid out of taxation and not profits made by investing and is also, at no cost to them, final salary..................... (ok so the final salary isn't vast but the rest of us have to pay for it whether we have a pension fund or not) so you might as well just pay up and not bother with the hassle which could end up with you living at the expense of the rest of us too, which I heard this morning costs £181,000 pa..................................

Free prescriptions, tuition fees, bus travel, all at English tax payers expense, shall i go on

I like this thread - its just given me a name for the porker cayenne thanks to Pauly. From now on I will refer to this bug-eyed monster as a "Tubro"

incidentally - you all need to be aware the parking restrictions are there for a reason sometimes and illegal parking can be dangerous to pedestrians and cyclists - not to mention prius drivers.

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