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Jimmy_75000

Member Since: 06 Oct 2006
Location: London, UK
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2010 Range Rover Sport 3.0 TDV6 HSE Stornoway Grey

Twins?

A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with her
two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through
the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice
children you've got there. Are they twins?"

The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course
they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why
the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they
look alike, you d*ckhead?"

"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone
would sh4g you twice!" Range Rover Vogue ‘17 TDV6

Gone: Range Rover Vogue '11 4.4TDV8, Range Rover Sport ‘59, Range Rover Sport ‘56

Fri Oct 26 2007 3:26pm

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Fri Oct 26 2007 3:27pm

Kaine

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Fri Oct 26 2007 3:38pm

Phantom

Member Since: 20 Oct 2007
Location: Belgium - Ohain
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2008 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Java Black

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Fri Oct 26 2007 3:52pm

JayMann

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2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

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Fri Oct 26 2007 3:57pm

Alicatt

Member Since: 11 Jun 2007
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2008 Range Rover Sport TDV8 HSE Buckingham Blue

Did she have the Tesco bag over her head? Sons of dogs come hither and get flesh
Clan Cameron

Fri Oct 26 2007 6:16pm

Zilch

Member Since: 20 Mar 2006
Location: Sydney, sometimes the Whitsundays
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2010 Range Rover Sport 3.0 TDV6 HSE Fuji White

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Sat Oct 27 2007 10:18am

KiwiCool

Member Since: 25 Sep 2006
Location: Hanmer Springs, New Zealand
Posts: 71

2006 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

Been off the air for a couple of days and just read this - home alone and laughed out loud.

The paper-bag over the head is another joke altogether, Alicatt, - too long to tell on this forum

Keep laughing, all !! SDV6 (14.5) Corris Grey NZ Spec + door mouldings, mud flaps and tow bar
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Mon Oct 29 2007 9:33am

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