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I hate old people!

Was in a garden centre today (Don't ask me why!) and this old person said to his wife 'that chap looks like a gardener!' Not realising he meant me I carried on doing what I was doing. The old man came up to me and started to ask me questions about plants. I told him to F off and die! 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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Re: I hate old people!

Very Annoyed wrote:
Was in a garden centre today (Don't ask me why!) and this old person said to his wife 'that chap looks like a gardener!' Not realising he meant me I carried on doing what I was doing. The old man came up to me and started to ask me questions about plants. I told him to F off and die!


Its all them lumberjack shirts you wear mate...

Should have got a pic of his face after you said that! can just imagine you saying it as well... haha..

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Well with the fact that the old chap was probably visually impaired due to his age, and the fact that you were in a garden centre, which is frequented by old gits during the week, he most likely assumed that you were an old knacker, mind you, you probably didnt stink of p Censored ss so he should have got some clues!!!!! If you dont live on the EDGE, you are taking up too much space!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: I hate old people!

Very Annoyed wrote:
I told him to F off and die!


Confused VA, You'll be one one day, Hope you get treated with the same degree of respect as you showed!! Sad 2013 Discovery HSE Luxury - 3.0 SDV6 - Santorini Black
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Re: I hate old people!

Endjin wrote:
Very Annoyed wrote:
I told him to F off and die!


Confused VA, You'll be one one day, Hope you get treated with the same degree of respect as you showed!! Sad



can just see it now Cool oi! old git ! you and your butler can f* off 

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you were in the Garden Centre weren't you - enough said imo Wink

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NZHereIcum wrote:
Well with the fact that the old chap was probably visually impaired due to his age, and the fact that you were in a garden centre, which is frequented by old gits during the week, he most likely assumed that you were an old knacker, mind you, you probably didnt stink of p Censored ss so he should have got some clues!!!!!


You are quite right NZ and the reason for that was VA's colostomy bag had been emptied before he went out,

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