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Very Annoyed Site Moderator Member Since: 23 Aug 2005 Location: bat-wielding monkey-spanking tough-love zero-tolerance Euro-sceptic moderator - So just watch it! Posts: 19459 ![]() ![]() |
Was in a garden centre today (Don't ask me why!) and this old person said to his wife 'that chap looks like a gardener!' Not realising he meant me I carried on doing what I was doing. The old man came up to me and started to ask me questions about plants. I told him to F off and die! 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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kam100 Member Since: 28 Sep 2005 Location: In my office doing quotes!! Posts: 4771 ![]() ![]() |
Its all them lumberjack shirts you wear mate... Should have got a pic of his face after you said that! can just imagine you saying it as well... haha.. |
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NZHereIam Member Since: 26 May 2007 Location: Wellington Posts: 205 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Well with the fact that the old chap was probably visually impaired due to his age, and the fact that you were in a garden centre, which is frequented by old gits during the week, he most likely assumed that you were an old knacker, mind you, you probably didnt stink of p |
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Endjin Member Since: 22 Jun 2007 Location: Aberdeenshire Posts: 2087 ![]() ![]() |
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aljo Member Since: 13 Jun 2006 Location: West Sussex Posts: 3243 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
can just see it now ![]() ![]() |
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Slimer Member Since: 26 May 2005 Location: Nanny State Posts: 224 ![]() ![]() |
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cowey101 Member Since: 17 Jul 2007 Location: Gods country! Posts: 403 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Poor old bloke, probs only wanted to know how to sow his seeds !!! |
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Kaine Member Since: 27 May 2006 Location: Hills of Shropshire Posts: 8902 ![]() ![]() |
you were in the Garden Centre weren't you - enough said imo |
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ivery819 Member Since: 16 Jan 2007 Location: -- Posts: 1241 ![]() |
VA
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ENVOY Member Since: 09 Nov 2006 Location: In the shit as usual Posts: 5823 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
You are quite right NZ and the reason for that was VA's colostomy bag had been emptied before he went out, VA you miserable BA ![]() -------------------------------- P38 Range Rover Autobiography RRS 2.7 HSE Silver RRS TDV8 HSE silver FFRR Vogue black Disco3 HSE silver RRS 2.7 HSE silver RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE ______________________________ current vehicles RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography Audi R8 V10 Spyder AC Cobra Landrover Defender 90 Landrover Defender 110 Suzuki Jimney |
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Very Annoyed Site Moderator Member Since: 23 Aug 2005 Location: bat-wielding monkey-spanking tough-love zero-tolerance Euro-sceptic moderator - So just watch it! Posts: 19459 ![]() ![]() |
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ivery819 Member Since: 16 Jan 2007 Location: -- Posts: 1241 ![]() |
VA
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shmoogle Member Since: 07 Sep 2005 Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you! Posts: 24350 ![]() ![]() |
And nick his wallet! |
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aljo Member Since: 13 Jun 2006 Location: West Sussex Posts: 3243 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
and get the butler to releive him of his pension money |
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