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JavaSport



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United Kingdom 2008 Range Rover Sport TDV8 HSE Java Black

Endjin wrote:

"Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

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Post #126073 Tue Jul 17 2007 8:54am
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shmoogle



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For massaging your neck and shoulders no doubt Wink 

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MAW



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United Kingdom 2012 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Orkney Grey

Endjin wrote:
OK - Here we go with the definative list - ENJOY Mr. Green

CRAZY LABELS Whistle

"Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.

"Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.

"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.

""Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old.

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." -- On a child sized Superman costume.

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Kaine



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please tell me all those stories are made up? please Big Cry
Post #126105 Tue Jul 17 2007 11:32am
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shmoogle



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I know at least some are true as I've seen some of those labels... sign of the times mate unfortunately. No better time to get into litigation... Mad 

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