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ENVOY



Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
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United Kingdom 2013 Range Rover Sport SDV6 Autobiography Arctic Frost

i went home to my parents confessed what id done
and asked them to make sure i got a kleen bum
when they'd checked it and made sure it was ok
they told me to stay away from them two gay's

And it no ney never Whistle Whistle some of my Previous cars
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RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
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Post #114046 Thu Jun 07 2007 12:30am
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Brian Mason



Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326
United Kingdom 2012 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Sumatra Black

Laughing Laughing Evil or Very Mad MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
Post #114047 Thu Jun 07 2007 12:32am
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MDP



Member Since: 15 Jun 2005
Location: Back in an AUDI
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I took from my pocket ten condoms all right
And the landlady's legs opened wide with delight.
She said "I have knockers my boobs are the best"
But sadly looked awful beneath her string vest !

...and it's no nay never.. 
" WITH MORE EXTRAS THAN A HOLLYWOOD EPIC "
Post #114051 Thu Jun 07 2007 12:38am
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ENVOY



Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823
United Kingdom 2013 Range Rover Sport SDV6 Autobiography Arctic Frost

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter forgot that verse Bow down Bow down Bow down some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney
Post #114052 Thu Jun 07 2007 12:39am
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ENVOY



Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823
United Kingdom 2013 Range Rover Sport SDV6 Autobiography Arctic Frost

she said i have vaginitis but it will be ok
if you wear a condom that will keep it away
but if you use the rear then you will gay
then brian and aljo will happy allday

and its no nay never Whistle some of my Previous cars
--------------------------------
P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney
Post #114053 Thu Jun 07 2007 12:45am
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Brian Mason



Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326
United Kingdom 2012 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Sumatra Black

Shocked Laughing Laughing MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
Post #114054 Thu Jun 07 2007 12:45am
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ENVOY



Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823
United Kingdom 2013 Range Rover Sport SDV6 Autobiography Arctic Frost

good nite mates, i have to be up early in the morning, have to sit on the M6 for a while Big Cry some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

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Post #114056 Thu Jun 07 2007 12:49am
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MDP



Member Since: 15 Jun 2005
Location: Back in an AUDI
Posts: 8598
United Kingdom 

I went home to my parents, confessed what I'd done
I said .. NO .. it was Envoy who struggled to come
And if he confesses to why it's so sore...
Sure, I never will play the wild rover no more!


and its no nay never 
" WITH MORE EXTRAS THAN A HOLLYWOOD EPIC "
Post #114058 Thu Jun 07 2007 12:51am
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ENVOY



Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823
United Kingdom 2013 Range Rover Sport SDV6 Autobiography Arctic Frost

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down Bow down Bow down Bow down some of my Previous cars
--------------------------------
P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney
Post #114059 Thu Jun 07 2007 12:52am
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Brian Mason



Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326
United Kingdom 2012 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Sumatra Black

Laughing Laughing Thumbs Up Nite-nite playmates!!! Enjoy the M6 Envoy!!! Thumbs Up MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
Post #114062 Thu Jun 07 2007 1:27am
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Kaine



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Brian Mason wrote:
Kaine wrote:
Jay - I'd love to join in, but to be honest I dont understand Brian half the time Whistle


It's called H U M O U R Kaine.., sorry if you're not familiar with that particular phrase!!! We can always go back to bootlids opening if that's what rocks your boat??? Whistle


Laughing Laughing
Post #114063 Thu Jun 07 2007 6:52am
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Brian Mason



Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326
United Kingdom 2012 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Sumatra Black

Laughing Thumbs Up MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
Post #114100 Thu Jun 07 2007 1:06pm
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rrsjo



Member Since: 28 Nov 2006
Location: North Cambs
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United Kingdom 2008 Range Rover Sport TDV8 HSE Stornoway Grey

Brian & Aljo

It's going to be quiet on here tonight. I just left your sparring partners, Envoy and Pussy, at Milton Keynes an hour ago, after our RRS meet - they were heading to Essex for the evening. They muttered something about going swiming - or some similiar sounding word I couldn't quite catch. Whistle Gone - 2008 TDV8, Stornoway Grey, ebony, zabrano trim, TV, Tasmods, mudflaps.
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JayMann



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United Kingdom 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

Yeah where the Censored did you two get to????? RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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And A Van For Rex!

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I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)
Post #114431 Sat Jun 09 2007 10:44pm
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rrsjo



Member Since: 28 Nov 2006
Location: North Cambs
Posts: 551
United Kingdom 2008 Range Rover Sport TDV8 HSE Stornoway Grey

JayMann wrote:
Yeah where the Censored did you two get to?????


Yeah. Yeah Gone - 2008 TDV8, Stornoway Grey, ebony, zabrano trim, TV, Tasmods, mudflaps.
Post #114433 Sat Jun 09 2007 10:47pm
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