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ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823

2013 Range Rover Sport SDV6 Autobiography Arctic Frost

virtual orgasm

just click here
http://viral.lycos.co.uk/attachments/3939/Orgasmic_Simulator2.htm some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

Last edited by ENVOY on Thu May 17 2007 2:41pm. Edited 1 time in total

Wed May 16 2007 11:22pm

Brian Mason

Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326

2012 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Sumatra Black

MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Thu May 17 2007 12:48am

ivery819

Member Since: 16 Jan 2007
Location: --
Posts: 1241

That would be FUNNY if it weren't sooooo true

Don't women realize that sex has to be quick because it cuts into our drinking and driving time

besides in my case I'm always in a hurry to get home to the TV

Thu May 17 2007 2:07am

Brian Mason

Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326

Everyone knows sex is a race.., and us men ALWAYS come first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Thu May 17 2007 3:53am

ivery819

Member Since: 16 Jan 2007
Location: --
Posts: 1241

There should be a penalty tax on sex.................
payable only whilst the pubs are open.

Thu May 17 2007 5:10am

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823

ivery819 wrote:
There should be a penalty tax on sex.................
payable only whilst the pubs are open.

Dont even joke about things like that, if our government could it

would

although for the likes of Brian, aljo,and Jay it wouldnt matter

they would probably get a rebate

some of my Previous cars
--------------------------------
P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

Thu May 17 2007 7:06am

JayMann

Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898

2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

E you git you what till the meet RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Thu May 17 2007 8:28am

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823

I see that aljo has made no comment, he obviously doesn't know how to please a woman some of my Previous cars
--------------------------------
P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

Thu May 17 2007 7:13pm

aljo

Member Since: 13 Jun 2006
Location: West Sussex
Posts: 3243

2011 Range Rover Sport 3.0 TDV6 HSE Santorini Black

ENVOY wrote:
I see that aljo has made no comment, he obviously doesn't know how to please a woman

its about time i had something back from the tax man

Thu May 17 2007 7:18pm

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823

aljo wrote:
ENVOY wrote:
I see that aljo has made no comment, he obviously doesn't know how to please a woman

its about time i had one of the wrist

Thu May 17 2007 7:22pm

aljo

Member Since: 13 Jun 2006
Location: West Sussex
Posts: 3243

ENVOY wrote:
aljo wrote:
ENVOY wrote:
I see that aljo has made no comment, he obviously doesn't know how to please a woman

its about time i had one of the wrist

not recommended when the

ex inlaws are here

Thu May 17 2007 7:25pm

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823

keepin it in the family then??? some of my Previous cars
--------------------------------
P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

Thu May 17 2007 7:29pm

Brian Mason

Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326

ENVOY wrote:
keepin it in the family then???

As the hillbillies do in Stoke?

MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Fri May 18 2007 12:46am

Brian Mason

Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326

ENVOY wrote:
I see that aljo has made no comment, he obviously doesn't know how to please a woman

I suppose your idea of pleasing a woman Envoy is to p*ss off down the pub and leave her alone with new duracells in her rabbitt???

MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Fri May 18 2007 12:48am

pussy

Member Since: 22 Feb 2007
Location: uk
Posts: 1749

you have lost me B, what is a battery operated rabbit? no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.

Fri May 18 2007 7:20pm

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