> A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when
> this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives
> the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she will see him later.
>
> The wife glares at the husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"
>
> "Oh," replies the husband, "she is my mistress."
>
> "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife, " I have had enough, I
> want a divorce."
>
> "I can understand that," replies her husband, " but remember, if we
> get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more
> wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti
> or Lexus in the garage, and no more yacht club. But the decision must
> be yours."
>
> Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous
> female on his arm.
> "Who is that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
> "That's his mistress," says her husband.
> "Ours is prettier," she replies.

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> 40 Gypsies died and went to heaven.
>
> They turned up at the Pearly Gates and asked St Peter to let them in.
> He said that they didn't have room for all 40 of them.
>
> He only had room for five, so they should go away and think about who
> would come in.
>
> A short while later St Peter went to see God and said "They've gone!"
>
>
> God replied, "What, the Pikeys"?
>
> "No, the F***ing gates"!!!!

3

> >Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson and bragged that,
> >
> >despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night.
> >
> >Cilla Black who was also a guest, looked intrigued.
> >
> >After the show, Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein' too forward,
> >
> >I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer, let's go back to my 'ouse, we could
> >'ave
> a
> >lorra fun."
> >
> >So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went
> >
> >off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together.
> >
> >Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep
> >
> >for half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm
> >
> >shleeping, hold my bawls in your left hand and ma wullie in your
> >right hand".
> >
> >Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says "Okay".
> >
> >He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex
> >
> >than before. Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you
> >
> >let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll
> >have
> >
> >to......
> >
> >"I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No
> problem
> >hun".
> >
> >Cilla complies with the routine. Again, the results are absolutely
> >mind blowing.
> >
> >Once it's all over, they have a drink. Sean lights a cigarette and
> >
> >Cilla asks "Sean, tell me, this 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer
> >
> >willie in the other does it really stimulate yer that much?"
> >
> >
> > Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla but the last time I shlept with
> >a scouser, she stole ma wallet. Range Rover Vogue ‘17 TDV6

Gone: Range Rover Vogue '11 4.4TDV8, Range Rover Sport ‘59, Range Rover Sport ‘56

x 3 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
2009 Alaska TDV8 - Gone and much missed.



WINNER - 2009 �Idler Of The Year� Award
Runner Up - 2009 �Just Doing What It�s Designed To Do� Award


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 some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
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current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney