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ivery819

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Retirement Plan

Retirement Planning

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With World Com, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

With Lucent, you would have $3.50 left of the original $1000.00

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

Mon Apr 23 2007 9:56am

shmoogle

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Wise words mate...

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Mon Apr 23 2007 9:59am

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
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2013 Range Rover Sport SDV6 Autobiography Arctic Frost

Thats my theory as well ivery some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

Mon Apr 23 2007 10:13am

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2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
2009 Alaska TDV8 - Gone and much missed.

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Mon Apr 23 2007 10:17am

Supertrotter

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That's enough to revise my early retirement plan! Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award
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Mon Apr 23 2007 2:35pm

JayMann

Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
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2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

Like it! RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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760Li Alpina
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BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

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Mon Apr 23 2007 2:37pm

Brian Mason

Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
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2012 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Sumatra Black

So.., dont get old, get drunk! MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Mon Apr 23 2007 5:14pm

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
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Thats my philosophy Brian some of my Previous cars
--------------------------------
P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

Mon Apr 23 2007 6:05pm

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Brian Mason wrote:
So.., dont get old, get drunk!

Don't get dold, get runk! 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
2009 Alaska TDV8 - Gone and much missed.

WINNER - 2009 ï¿½Idler Of The Yearï¿½ Award
Runner Up - 2009 ï¿½Just Doing What Itï¿½s Designed To Doï¿½ Award

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Mon Apr 23 2007 6:06pm

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823

I take it you are already practising VA some of my Previous cars
--------------------------------
P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

Mon Apr 23 2007 6:15pm

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Slur am! 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
2009 Alaska TDV8 - Gone and much missed.

WINNER - 2009 ï¿½Idler Of The Yearï¿½ Award
Runner Up - 2009 ï¿½Just Doing What Itï¿½s Designed To Doï¿½ Award

DO NOT CLICK HERE!

Mon Apr 23 2007 6:17pm

Brian Mason

Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326

ENVOY wrote:
I take it you are already practising VA

Practising? I'd say he's totally succeeded!

MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Mon Apr 23 2007 6:17pm

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823

some of my Previous cars
--------------------------------
P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

Mon Apr 23 2007 6:21pm

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