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LRtuning wrote:

For any of you interested the length of rope is crucial in a 'successful' hanging.

>Here is a helpful little list for all you people out there:


>Weight / Rope length

>14 stone (196 lbs.) 8 ft. 0 in.
>13 1/2 stone (189 lbs.) 8 ft. 2 in.
>13 stone (182 lbs.) 8 ft. 4 in.
>12 1/2 stone (175 lbs.) 8 ft. 6 in.
>12 stone (168 lbs.) 8 ft. 8 in.
>11 1/2 stone (161 lbs.) 8 ft. 10 in.
>11 stone (154 lbs.) 9 ft. 0 in.
>10 1/2 stone (147 lbs.) 9 ft. 2 in.
>10 stone (140 lbs.) 9 ft. 4 in.
>9 1/2 stone (133 lbs.) 9 ft. 6 in.
>9 stone (126 lbs.) 9 ft. 8 in.
>8 1/2 stone (119 lbs.) 9 ft. 10 in.
>8 stone (112 lbs.) 10 ft. 0 in.

Too much rope and you decapitate the person and too little rope and they dont die instantly.


Hope this helps all interested persons

The information that people post on this forum never ceases to amaze me

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TB wrote:

Does anyone know how to build a bazooka?

Amazon can sell you a book about it:

http://www.amazon.com/Bazooka-How-Build-Your-Own/dp/0873647386 

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Have you ever used Google, TB?  

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LRtuning wrote:

For any of you interested the length of rope is crucial in a 'successful' hanging.

>Here is a helpful little list for all you people out there:


>Weight / Rope length

>14 stone (196 lbs.) 8 ft. 0 in.
>13 1/2 stone (189 lbs.) 8 ft. 2 in.
>13 stone (182 lbs.) 8 ft. 4 in.
>12 1/2 stone (175 lbs.) 8 ft. 6 in.
>12 stone (168 lbs.) 8 ft. 8 in.
>11 1/2 stone (161 lbs.) 8 ft. 10 in.
>11 stone (154 lbs.) 9 ft. 0 in.
>10 1/2 stone (147 lbs.) 9 ft. 2 in.
>10 stone (140 lbs.) 9 ft. 4 in.
>9 1/2 stone (133 lbs.) 9 ft. 6 in.
>9 stone (126 lbs.) 9 ft. 8 in.
>8 1/2 stone (119 lbs.) 9 ft. 10 in.
>8 stone (112 lbs.) 10 ft. 0 in.

Too much rope and you decapitate the person and too little rope and they dont die instantly.


Hope this helps all interested persons

Where are those measurements from, the knot to the fixed end or the length of rope required to assemble the noose...

Also I always thought a noose had 13 rings on the shank as it was 'unlucky' for the recipient, I noted Saddam only had 7... I was never sure how not having 13 could give you a 'lucky' noose though...

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Nope - for the benfit of the tape....

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