I hate the bloke who lives next door to me, I'm thinking about moving to be honest.

He keeps banging on the bedroom wall and screaming obscenities and using foul language most nights at 2 or 3 am in the morning. I'm at my wits end, and now looking for help on who to speak to get this sorted out.

Getting quite stressed about it now. Some nights it's so bad, when he starts banging on the wall and swearing at the top of his voice I can hardly hear myself drilling. 2017 Range Rover Sport Autobiography

Try here.
http://www.nfh.org.uk/resources/Articles/hints/index.php

The Kergan wrote:

I hate the bloke who lives next door to me, I'm thinking about moving to be honest.

He keeps banging on the bedroom wall and screaming obscenities and using foul language most nights at 2 or 3 am in the morning. I'm at my wits end, and now looking for help on who to speak to get this sorted out.

Getting quite stressed about it now. Some nights it's so bad, when he starts banging on the wall and swearing at the top of his voice I can hardly hear myself drilling.

Just goes to prove once a Pikey always a Pikey

I thought it was a dam good gag myself, but I suppose I am a easily entertained  2017 Range Rover Sport Autobiography

I thought this was fantastic. The first time i read it I was thinking it was for real right until the last sentence

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DRDILL wrote:

I thought it was funny too, someone thought you were serious though, ha ha

but surely if you own a RRS you wouldn't live in a semi ?

webb wrote:

but surely if you own a RRS you wouldn't live in a semi ?

That's what I was thinking till I realised it was a joke

Nice one Ady... 10/10 for helpfulness though  RRS gone
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There's even a forum ! http://www.noisyneighbours.net/forum/

mind you there's a funny on there too :

A proposed council tax-evaluation policy in the UK will mean
reassessment of current house values which will mean they will charge
us more if we live in a nice area.

That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas.

There is a huge house in our street. The extended family is run by a
grumpy old woman with a pack of irritable dogs allowed to run without
leads. Her car isn't taxed or insured and doesn't even have a number
plate, but the police still do nothing. To the best of my knowledge,
she has never held down a job.

Her bad-tempered old man is notorious for racist comments. A
shopkeeper blamed him for arranging the murder of his son and his
son's girl-friend,
but nothing has been proved.

All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone
thought was gay.

Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always out partying
in nightclubs. It is suspected that they do not have the same father.
They are out of control.
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I hate living near Buckingham Palace......

taken from http://www.noisyneighbours.net/forum/topic...bour-joke/

DRDILL wrote:

webb wrote:

but surely if you own a RRS you wouldn't live in a semi ?

I live in a semi!

Well leave the forum immediately!!!!!

DRDILL wrote:

webb wrote:

but surely if you own a RRS you wouldn't live in a semi ?

I live in a semi!

Well nice places like Cornwall need not apply ...................'twas only a joke in anycase, I hope I didn't offend.