I booked into a hotel on a business trip and thought I'd get the best out of it, so I
decided to get one of those girls you see advertising in phone booths
when you're looking for a taxi number.

I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself
Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the
right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long
graceful legs all the way up to her arse. You know the kind; so I'm in
my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.

"Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my
room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in
town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it
hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You
name it, we'll do it. Bring all your implements, toys, everything
you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night.. Tie
me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream,
anything you want. Now, how does that sound?"

She replied, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need
to press 9." 08 2.7 RRS "S"
Td5 110......very modified
RS 5
Kawasaki ZX12R me, it's quick !

Not often I laugh out loud but really didnt see that one coming FF 4.4 V8 Soooo looking forward to this bad boy
Ex 2006 RRS SC - garbage
Ex 2016 135i M Sport - dream car
Ex 2003 RS6 Avant - piece of cr*p
Ex 2014 320d X Drive, M Sport Touring - ok I guess
Ex 2007 RRS TDV8 - bloody loved it
EX 2007 FL2 XS - not so bad

nice one  

Supporting the London Air Ambulance with my Brothers

Are you sure that is a stolen joke or are you really speaking from experience

Ady 555 wrote:

Are you sure that is a stolen joke or are you really speaking from experience

F^<k.......I've been rumbled............. 08 2.7 RRS "S"
Td5 110......very modified
RS 5
Kawasaki ZX12R me, it's quick !

brilliant Sophie Alltoft

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